satire
Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.
Baseball Players with Porn Star Names
Baseball and pornography have more in common than you think. They are both great American pastimes. More than that, though, they both have multiple players always ready to play, balls constantly flying at their faces, and large rods in their hands. It's basically a description of an erotic film set. If you're outside in a beautiful field watching sweaty men throw, catch, and hit balls, it is understandable that your mind might wander to sex, and it doesn’t help that the names of some of these players fit perfectly into the porno in your mind's eye. Names of various players, though not always the sexiest or the most famous, certainly give us something to think about. What exactly was it that made Babe Ruth a Babe, and why is that candy bar so damn big? From Rod to Pussy, these men helped define the sport of Baseball. Porn parodies are long overdue for a spots classic. Squirts Illustrated was a nice try but, like Bad News Bitches, it was fun but not really grounded in reality. Now Field of Creams came close, but i think what is really needed is a take on an authentic player reimagined as a pornographic film.
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
Sex in Shoes
Variety is the spice of life. From Netflix to the bedroom, from original TV content to leaving shoes on during sex, we all want to try something new, and we want to try it now. A generation of instant gratification, has made leaving shoes on during sex part of a bucket list that includes the mile high club and threesomes. No man will ever complain if his lover wants to strip down, but if you're trying to spice things up, sometimes it's fun to leave an article or two on. Especially if that article or two includes stilettos, thigh high stockings, or a garter belt.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
How to Last Longer in Bed
Isn’t it crazy how completely opposite men and women are when it comes to the big O? To give a woman an orgasm is to give her a gift she has always wanted yet is often hard to find. Despite vagina diagrams, verbal direction, and YouTube videos, women still have a difficult time reaching orgasm from their partner, and that’s if they do at all. It is a mission that takes skill, patience, and usually a few prayers.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
Socks and Sex
When it comes to socks, it’s always better safe than sorry. You don’t want to risk unsightly blisters or uncomfortable chaffing. While some people may go without socks their whole lives, others just can’t seem to think of anything else. This one of a kind Q&A covers issues like the importance of socks to the proper positions and even swapping socks. In short, this covers everything you ever wanted to know about socks! However, this sound advice can also be applied to sex. It seems that socks and sex have more in common than we thought.
By Filthy Staff11 years ago in Filthy
The Worst Date I’ve Ever Been On
He took me to a beautiful French restaurant in Los Angeles for dinner on a crisp fall evening in 2007. He had approached me at the coffee shop the week before and asked me out, after chatting me up while we both sipped pumpkin spice lattes. He was friendly and sported the salt and pepper hair that hinted he was probably a touch older than the men I usually dated, but I agreed to a date because I wanted to give it a chance.
By Liz LaPoint11 years ago in Filthy
Earth's Erotic Pollution
If you can’t see any connection between sex and our polluted planet, it's only because you haven't met Professor Quilp. But you'll be hearing a lot about him here. His name is going to become a household word, like Dr. Spock. I mean it. What Salk did for polio–well, that's what Quilp is doing for erotic pollution.
By Henry Gibson11 years ago in Filthy
LGBTQ Slang Everyone Should Know
One of the most annoying things in the world is hearing a word or phrase and realizing you have no clue what it means, especially when you're out with LGBTQ friends. Sometimes it can be frustrating to feel left out of the convo. As a gay man, I’ve used and heard slang that most heterosexuals wouldn’t recognize if it slapped them in the face. Believe me, I’ve had plenty of blank stares when I’ve used them. Even worse, too many people who don’t properly understand what the slang means use it in a negative way, often as a way to attack the LGBTQ community. But don’t fret, it’s time to get informed. With my help, you can be in the know when it comes to LGBTQ speak.
By George Gott11 years ago in Filthy
Ping Pong Sex Advice
All you need is a couple of balls, a paddle, and some stamina. Are we talking about a game of ping pong or a rowdy round in the sack? You may never know, similar to the mystery that will ensue when you read over these questions submitted to a sensuous ping pong player. This Q&A covers everything from contracting a disease to partner preference, while participating in ping pong that is! But these innuendos can be interpreted as sex advice as well. But hey, we’re not the first to make a connection between sex and the age-old sport of ping pong! In Balls of Fury, Master Wong cautions us, "Ping Pong... is not the Macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks."
By Filthy Staff11 years ago in Filthy
Thoughts She Has During Shower Sex
What’s hotter than shower sex? Well, according to most of the female species, just about anything is sexier than trying to do it in a stand up tub. Perhaps part of our apprehension is due to the skewed fantasy men envision when it comes to shower sex and their impossible expectations. Men see their woman standing under a hot stream of water; skin soft, clean, and slick. He imagines her massaging her long mane of hair and moaning out in ecstasy as she does so. Of course she is able to move and reach positions like a prima ballerina and her makeup is perfectly intact.
By Jus L'amore11 years ago in Filthy
Guide to Leg Body Language
More than half of communication is delivered through body language, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that we’re all speaking the same language. The way you cross your legs, tilt your head, or even blink can give off a message that you may or may not be intending to give. Ever heard the phrase, "Women are from Venus, men are from mars?" Women and men are rarely on the same page, so it should come as no surprise to any of us that body language can be as tough to interpret as any other foreign language. Think she’s being coy? She’s probably just bored. Ladies, think you’re being confident? Surprise! You’re actually a frigid bitch! How do we level the playing field when men and women look at the world so differently? You tell both sides of the story. Men and women take note, we can all learn a little something about non-verbal communication and what exactly it is that we are saying.
By Emily McCay11 years ago in Filthy
