comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
Chronicles of Rae
Now, I’ve had quite a few ridiculous stories in my 29 years of life, because ya know what? Go big or go home. Plus my motto is “no shame.” As long as you say that, you’re in the clear.
Rachel willettePublished 3 years ago in FilthyThe Adventures of Bob
Bob: Hey, Sam! What are you doing?! Sam: Hi, Bob! *Sam flails arms and throws head back, screaming* Sam: Bob! Bobster! Bobby! Bobberoo! Boooo….
Condoms are 98% Effective
Ms Carol, our all-girls gym class teacher, announced that we would be doing a different health class on Monday. She handed out a permission form, and the girls in my class whispered their thoughts to each other.
Stephanie WatsonPublished 3 years ago in FilthyDirty Dishes
Kitchen Sink Drama — Screenplay by Keith M. Green FADE IN: INT. Billericay. A council flat kitchen. Evening. In a run down yet spotless kitchen BARRY — a burly geezer clad in string vest, marigolds and faded jeans is doing the washing up. His thick muscular arms are firm but gentle as he handles the soaked tableware. He is attempting a stoic look, yet there is a darting restlessness in his eyes; a look befitting of one struggling with an indecent urge. Amongst the sounds of clattering plates and the squeaks of rubber over wet glass, we hear him let escape a whisper of excitement, a muffled moan of pleasure.
Keith GreenPublished 3 years ago in FilthyCuriosity Killed the Sub
Spontaneity gets me into trouble all of the time. I can be so reckless with my decisions that I have often joked about a need for a life supervisor. Others have joked that I have a natural magnet for trouble in me, while less fun people inform me that my decision-making skills are poor. Whatever the perspective, I know for certain that I have a knack for the strangest, funniest, most awkward situations possible. You're reading words from a girl who elbowed a fist bump from a healthcare worker after trying to force a handshake during a pandemic. I promise, none of this is an exaggeration. I'm just gifted.
Dani BananiPublished 3 years ago in FilthyWorking in an Adult Store: Tales of a Retail Associate
There comes a time in a person’s life when things of a certain size are just overwhelmingly and shockingly truly large. I did not know of John Holmes’ existence until I saw the film Boogie Nights (like a lot of people who have lived under a rock).
Memoirs of A ChickPublished 3 years ago in FilthyWorking in An Adult Store: Tales of a Retail Associate
When I was 27, I found a job in Dallas working as a retail associate for an adult store, where the walls were adorned with boxes of various dildos and vibrators, an assortment of condoms and adult films, and things that I had never heard of before such as penis pumps and pocket pussies. The job paid $8.25 an hour, and I must confess, what lacked in pay was compensated for by the experiences I had with the customers I engaged with in the mornings and late at night.
Memoirs of A ChickPublished 3 years ago in FilthyThe Courteous Cleanse
The Courteous Cleanse Scrub a dub dub, having fun in the tub. Wanna rub against that skirt? Gotta rub off the dirt.
Yona VaughanPublished 3 years ago in Filthy5 Unfair Demands
First things first, I don't do these things for you. That's right. I'm talking about the demanding society and opposite sex who thinks they can expect everything. They think that I'm easily influenced by their fancy commercials and long lists of taboos. Well, I'm not.
Beca SayersPublished 3 years ago in FilthyMy Worst Interview Gone So Wrong
When my interview story makes you laugh, know I’m laughing with you. This story is XXX and absolutely hilarious. I was 20 at the time.
Jezebel RosePublished 3 years ago in Filthybangitout.com
SETTING A cozy fireplace in a cabin. GIRL 1 AND GUY 1 sit in front of a romantic crackling fire, sipping champagne. GIRL 1
Katie Artis WisePublished 3 years ago in FilthyMe vs Monster D
So here were are, about to go Round 3. This particular night, he was in his feelings because of another female and I was in my feelings about some craziness that was going on around me. He had asked to come vent and I was like sure. Needless to say, I knew it was gonna be more than venting, but I said sure. Typical before "D" appointment, shave, shower and get cute. Now being that it was him, I wasn't getting too cute. I was just going to put on something that would have enabled easy access. And I am sure you know exactly what that means.
Love MeTruePublished 3 years ago in Filthy