humor

i swear.. Runner-Up in the Snafu Senryu Challenge.
Group text to the fam— a dinner invite. "Granny, I swear I typed duck."
By Kristen Balyeat3 years ago in Poets
brooms and pumpkins
Outside the door On the floor Along the wall The decor of Fall Witches’ brooms Sitting midst mum blooms By every door and step
By Mother Combs (Sharon)3 years ago in Poets
Stop Talking to Co-workers
Asked my co-worker, “How are the grandchildren doing?” Turns out she has none.
By Leigh3 years ago in Poets
Miss Not Mum
Mum, I shout out loud The laughter though reminds me I'm at school, not home * Thanks for reading!
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Poets
Was it Janice?
Your name blew through my ears, untouched by grey matter— captive of the wind.
By Kristen Balyeat3 years ago in Poets
SMS–SOS
Words not meant for you— thumb blunder to your number. Irretrievable.
By Kristen Balyeat3 years ago in Poets
A Bowl of Cereal
“Let's get cereal I'll Grab a Big Bowl, oh no… Damn, The milk is old…” 🥛 Authors Note: I always purchase milk from the grocery store and Declare that I will drink more milk 🐮 but when I get ready for a nice cold Splash, I find out it doesn't endure for too long…
By HandsomelouiiThePoet (Lonzo ward)3 years ago in Poets
Mish Mash
Mish mash Give me all your cash Quick as a flash Before I leave you a gash, Here, take this ash It needs to go to the trash
By Mother Combs (Sharon)3 years ago in Poets
The Class Clown
I freeze; the class screams A cool breeze shoots up my legs… Ripped my pants, again…
By Alexis Dean Jr.3 years ago in Poets
Dazed and Confused
Where is my cell phone? Bloody hell! Where is my phone? Oh. It’s in my hand.
By Cathy holmes3 years ago in Poets
The Three Californias
I had to explain to this girl that I don’t live by a beach. * “I live near the mountains; we’re about as landlocked as we can be.”
By Stephanie Hoogstad3 years ago in Poets
Just Try :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0oWj6Emoc Just Try Just Try Just Try Just Try Just Try start from here : listen to the Chi field !
By Antea Lumina Kala Matylda 3 years ago in Poets