I had to explain to this girl
that I don’t live by a beach.
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“I live near the mountains;
we’re about as landlocked as we can be.”
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She didn’t get it.
They never get it.
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There’s three Californias: the Backwoods, the Bay, and LA.
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Still don’t get it?
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Then you don’t live in California,
and you’ll never get it.
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I’ll try to explain it one last time:
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There’s the Backwoods;
it’s mountains and forests and farms and cows
with just a bit of beach,
if you have the time to drive to the coast.
It’s most often called NorCal.
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Then there’s the Bay;
it can be colder and windier and more unpredictable
than the stereotypes make it seem.
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And then there’s LA;
it’s like something straight out of a movie
’cause it is.
It’s Hollywood.
It’s most often called SoCal.
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I don’t live in LA!
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I don’t live in the Bay!
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I don’t live near a beach!
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I live in the Backwoods, for God’s sake!
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Sweet and simple:
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NorCal ain’t the Bay or SoCal,
the Bay isn’t NorCal or SoCal,
and SoCal is no way in hell NorCal or the Bay.
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Poet's Note: This piece was originally published on the blog "Medusa's Kitchen". You can check it out at this link:
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Stephanie Hoogstad
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Comments (3)
Hahahahahahah this was hilarious! No worries, I got it!
outstanding.
But you know what....I think I get it?