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The First Night As Newlyweds
Are you sleepy now It looks to me like you are You can rest tonight
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
I Forgot...
How are you doing You hit on me already I forgot her face
By Mo Darasi3 years ago in Poets
Bursting
Bursting for relief I finish and turn around A woman looking
By Mo Darasi3 years ago in Poets
Flatulence
In that public space, Sudden toot, red-faced embrace, Laughter took its place.
By Tabitha Min3 years ago in Poets
Oops… NOT AGAIN!
Speed walking through doors Confusion washes over Men’s room, not Ladies’! * I’m embarrassed to confess… this has almost happened twice at the same toilets… can I claim as my excuse, extreme fatigue after hours of mind numbing Christmas shopping? My unfortunate daughter was mortified to be accompanying me!
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶3 years ago in Poets
Spinach Wingman
He looks and smiles. Me? I feel spinach in my teeth The grin spreads anyway
By Renessa Norton3 years ago in Poets
A Cool Breeze Down South
I left the bathroom. I felt a cool breeze down South. I quickly zipped up.
By B.D. Byron3 years ago in Poets
Pizza Pie
Pizza pie In the sky Jesus needs by To slap that fly Did you even try To get high Or did you just die To get into my supply
By Mother Combs (Sharon)3 years ago in Poets
Brain Fog
These ideas stinks Just like a fart from my Ass Help me out of here!!!!!!
By Mariann Carroll3 years ago in Poets
Brain Fart
My brain is foggy Stop these meaningless mind thoughts Help me out of here Any Ideas? Focus your mind on Something!!!!
By Mariann Carroll3 years ago in Poets
Mister Harms
There once was a man with three arms, His life was full of charms There never was a dull moment Even when he was an opponent
By Mother Combs (Sharon)3 years ago in Poets
Sexual Experience
Excited, nervous Three seconds ecstasy, shame Please God, let me die
By Kenny Penn3 years ago in Poets