humor

Restaurant Wreck. Runner-Up in the Snafu Senryu Challenge.
Ordered some dinner Waiter said, "Enjoy your food--" And I said, "You too."
By Stephanie Hoogstad3 years ago in Poets
Social Etiquette
"Mom, it's a party. Go get some wine and come swim." "It's a baptism!"
By Mark Wheatley3 years ago in Poets
Do You Think They Noticed?. Content Warning.
It was just some fun While working on the drywall Handprints on your blouse *** That dust just gets everywhere! (Yeah, there's a backstory here.)
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Poets
Two Blind
A blind date was set. In my finest, excited. My Ex spewed her wine. *** Inspired by an event years ago where I tested out a dating app.
By J. S. Wade3 years ago in Poets
Relativity
Not as great as thought But worth much more than they say I walk the middle
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Forgiveness day October 17
Forgiveness may arrive into my heart as a blessing light from practices that are healing my soul and heart Forgiveness comes as I am just good simple soul so I practice to Love
By Antea Lumina Kala Matylda 3 years ago in Poets
HR Comin'
To my bloke, I sent jokes about our boss’s yoke, but... "Reply All" I'd stroked ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
By Matthew J. Fromm3 years ago in Poets
Leaving the Restaurant
A glass of water Spilled by the child next to me Not what it looks like *** Definitely from personal experience...
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Poets
A tale of two cheeks.
That didn't happen... Oh my god, they didn't just... I've ripped my damn pants!
By Billie Whyte3 years ago in Poets
Oops!. Content Warning.
It drips from your face I tried so hard to hold back But sneezed anyway *** Definitely NOT from personal experience...
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Poets
Flight of the Algorithm
Everyone’s talking But algorithm failed me I missed the challenge ☹️ * * * Teresa Renton has a first-class degree in English Linguistics and Language Creativity from the Open University. Her work has previously been published in Flash Fiction Magazine, Across the Margin, Stick Figure Poetry, 101 Words, and 50 Give or Take
By Teresa Renton3 years ago in Poets
Jetsam Decisions
What was I thinking? I wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't Believe I did that
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets