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Sorry, Friend. Runner-Up in Sorry About That Challenge. Top Story - April 2026.
I'm sorry. I want you to know I sincerely mean that. I can't imagine what you must be feeling at this moment. In my defense, I have to say, I never signed up for this. I got your message 3 days after you'd already left, with the excuse that you had to leave quickly and had just found the time to call. “Just check on the place a few times, please! I'll be back in a week. Thanks for being such a good friend!” (Translation: If you're a good friend you won't mind.)
By Dana Crandell6 months ago in Humor
Mom, Aren't You Glad I'm Not Addicted to Drugs?. Top Story - April 2026.
"Mom, I apologize for how difficult it has been having a daughter with a drug and alcohol problem. I always thought it was him, and now I know it was important to take a look at my own use and abuse."
By Denise E Lindquist6 months ago in Humor
It was an innocent favour. Top Story - April 2026.
my dearest wife I know it looks dodgy but I have told you all there is too tell. I went too west Wales to do a follow up courses . I met up with people doing a similar courses, the advanced security training was only done in that part of the world. It seemed better to go down there and do it properly. It was all free , so it seemed worth the trip, learned a lot and met some decent people.
By ASHLEY SMITH6 months ago in Humor
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booyah!. Winner in Sorry About That Challenge. Top Story - March 2026.
Dear Professor Donkeldong, I would like to formally apologize. Last night I snuck into your office. I sat in your chair and poured myself three fingers of Scotch from the bottle you’ve got stashed in the top desk drawer. Then I helped myself to your private library.
By Leslie Writes7 months ago in Humor
The Irony of Flying While We Bomb the "World's Greatest Terror Regime". Top Story - March 2026.
Ah, the irony of flying at this moment in time as the United States is simultaneously bombing Iran - the nation officials have insisted for decades is "The World's Greatest Terror Regime" - while the TSA is on a go-slow, courtesy of a funding squeeze that's left its officers unpaid, quitting in droves, and turning checkpoints into something like slow-moving bread lines.
By Scott Christenson🌴7 months ago in Humor
From ad men to mad men. Top Story - March 2026.
It's after 2am in the morning when a local police patrol vehicle in Northern New Jersey spots a figure costumed as Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, proceeding southbound on the sidewalk along Lydecker Street. Though the hunchback’s costume stuffing offers added insulation, it's January, and friggin’ freezing. Carefully, the officers slow down, gently question the subject, and offer him a ride home.
By David W. Maury8 months ago in Humor
Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem. Top Story - March 2026.
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with him. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin London8 months ago in Humor
Tatt~Master. Top Story - March 2026.
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor8 months ago in Humor
The woman who controls the weather. Top Story - February 2026.
This morning, just like any other morning, I was sitting drinking my tea. Frankly, I was a bit annoyed thinking about a recent incident with someone I don’t even know. Then, I suddenly read on my mug:
By Susan Fourtané 8 months ago in Humor
