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It was an innocent favour

sort of based on a true story

By ASHLEY SMITHPublished 6 months ago • 3 min read
Top Story - April 2026

my dearest wife

I know it looks dodgy but I have told you all there is too tell. I went too west Wales to do a follow up courses . I met up with people doing a similar courses, the advanced security training was only done in that part of the world. It seemed better to go down there and do it properly. It was all free , so it seemed worth the trip, learned a lot and met some decent people.

love A

My dearest wife

I understand seeing a strange women wearing my coat looks bad. She was cold and I was being the gentleman. The training was nearby and we came out of the building for some fresh air and an ice cream. It was a very nice ice cream by the way, made with honey. All the flavours plus built in honey, used to go down their a lot when working on the trains, first time with added ice cream.

Its all totally innocent, I was warm and my fellow learner wasn't. I know the coat is unique, I admit its mine . I wasnt hiding it, I was taking a photo of the ice cream shop and accidently included her in it. Never met her before this trip and sure wont see her again as she lives miles away.

That was the day we practised restraining people and evicting people from a premises, so we all got a bit sweaty and the ice cream was perfect.

Again, nothing to worry about

love a

To my wonderful wife

I know how this looks, that's why I didn't mention it at the time. I might have known the lady that wore my coat a little longer then I said before, but only a little while. We had chatted a little bit on line while playing the Farm game. It was all innocent, I told her I was doing the course and she popped down to see me in the lunch break.

We had only spoke about the farm game and that I was doing the course. Everything else I said was totally true, I swear. I didn't tell you because I knew you might jump to the wrong conclusions. I wont be seeing her again as she lives miles from here, it would take hours to get there.

love a

dear wife

I wasnt hiding that disk, I could ask why you were going through my things. Yes there are a load of naked photos of that lady who wore my coat. Its an easy explanation, I told her I ran a few internet sites and I offered to set her up with a site where I would use her photos.

I didnt see her naked first hand, her husband took all the shots. She will probably show her the results of me building the website. Obviously pictures of her naked and in various positions looks bad. She might be able to make a few quid from the site, she will run it once its up and I wont have any input once that happens.

She didnt know how to set up an adult website and I said I could work it out for her. I will need to make sure it has the right age restrictions and the photos cant be stolen. Yes, there are a lot of photos of her naked but thats so I have a choice of what to put on her website.

love a

wife

there was no need to break the disk while I was at work. I told you what it was for and what I was going to do with it. I know seeing her in my coat and then in hundreds of nude photos looks bad . Its all a lot of innocent coincidences and simple explanations.

She's married and I am married , she wouldn't cheat on her husband.

love a

wife

Fine I give up, Im moving to west wales

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ASHLEY SMITH

England based carer, live with my wife, her parents and 4 cats. will write for all areas but especially mental health and disability. though as stuff for filthy seems popular will try there . any comments, suggestions or requests considered

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