The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy

Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃

🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!!

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This funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness was originally published in the Journal a previous Halloween, before the creation of a Humor Community. This collection of monstrous insanity has been revamped for the holiday at hand! It comes with an especially wicked _____WARNING!!!

This shit is spicy, dicey, bony, and groany. Parts of it are definitely salacious, if not outright obscene. As always, hideous puns are assured! If you're turned off by someone with a horrible sense of humor, you're probably going to lose your will to fuck (if not your will to live— which is really kind of the same thing, right?) I never guarantee anything, but there might be zombies, witches, vampires, black cats, ghouls, ghosts, maybe even a guest appearance by Cthulhu Himself. I cannot and will not be held financially responsible for anyone who catches lycanthropy! Because, let's face it, even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers at night may become a wolf when the wolf-memes loom and the autumn moon shines bright. If you feel a sudden urge to do the monster mash upon reading this, don't blame me if it's an eerie sight. Basically...

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Scolleth Here!

Do we understand each other?

Excellent! ⚡😁👍 Then let's get this questionable creep show started! Hold onto your skeletons, kids, because this one is a scream!

For your protection: garlic, head-shots, and holy water are advised!

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#1- — <feeling obligated first to show my credentials>

"I want to believe."

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#2- — <feeling spellbinding>

Just be careful, guys, when you cast your spells.

Enunciate!

It's pronounced, "AbracaDADbra!"

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#3- — <feeling energized>

Some dads are so irresponsible! 😕 Giving your kid this much caffeine at Trick or Treat time will have her up all night.

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#4- — <feeling ghosted>

What am I over here...

Invisible?

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#5- — <feeling sad & drained>

BOOOOOO hoo hoo!

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#6- — <now feeling sad but also having the munchies>

A Nightmare on Blunt Street?

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#7- — <feeling decorative>

"The POWER OF SHERWIN-WILLIAMS compels you!!!"

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#8- — <feeling lovely>

We've all been there.

::::sigh:::::

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#9- — <feeling busted again>

🎼🎵🎶 When there's something strange

In your flavored food

Who ya gonna call?!?

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#10- — <feeling edgy>

We live in dangerous and delicious times.

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#11- — <feeling the munchies again>

We live in dangerous and high times?

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#12- — <feeling protective>

Yeah, suiting up this way isn't much fun. It's kinda like taking a shower wearing a raincoat.

BUT...

The smell lingers for days and will make your dick much more palatable.

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#13- — <feeling hopeful again>

"Prick or Treat!"

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I usually only do twelve (13 max) of these memes per collection, but as promised, this one is EXTRA looooooong!

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#14- — <feeling hungry>

The only thing more exciting than seeing that candy spill out is eating it!!! 😋👍 Dad always said, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." I often FAIL at that first part, but I nail that second part, for real, for real!

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#15- — <feeling crafty>

Some traditions are timeless. Jack-o-Lantern is only missing two letters.

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#16- — <feeling erect>

Who needs a faux one?

I'm dressing up as the Rock this year!

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#17- — <feeling hungry again>

I'll bet they come with milk!

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#18- — <feeling seen>

Everyone piles on and shares a big group grave.

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#19- — <feeling informative>

To clarify: they are all real; the faux ones are just from dead French people.

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#20- — <feeling decorative again>

Some people nail it...

... and some go the extra mile and impale it!

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#21- — <feeling nostalgic>

A Symphony of Certainly.

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{ The more negative original version here ⚡😭👇 ... }

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#22- — <feeling oh so satisfied>

Was it good for you too?

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#23!!!- — and finally!.... <feeling truly afraid>!!!

Ho, ho, ho!

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That's it! We're done here! The witching hour is over! It's almost dawn!

I hope you enjoyed the show!

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As always, I thank you for your support!

___________Bolt⚡