Satirical
To Whom it may concern
To whom it may concern I am so sorry that you are too dense to comprehend the simplest of directions. That constructive criticism sends you into tears. That your mistake has cost this company money. That you need someone to mommy you now that you made this mistake.
By WrittenWritRalf6 months ago in Humor
A Roommate Apologizes.... Top Story - May 2026.
Note: More cleaning up has revealed more documents I thought were lost for good. I found the following apology - spelling errors and all - on an old computer. It comes from a former roommate who's name has been removed from the document and my thoughts. And if any of you think it is unfair to post this, please be advised that he was a spoiled brat, pain in the neck, the reason why my laptop got stolen, and one of the people who abandoned me when the hydro bill came in and the power was cut.
By Kendall Defoe 6 months ago in Humor
It’s 11:59 PM on a Saturday… Guess What Just Broke?
It never happens on a Tuesday at 10:15 a.m. when the repair shop is open, the hardware store is stocked, and your neighbor Dave (who allegedly “knows about wiring”) is still awake. No, no… Life saves its most catastrophic breakdowns for the sacred hour between 11:59 p.m. Saturday and 2:00 a.m. Sunday, when every professional you might call is either asleep, closed, or at karaoke belting out a chorus of “Sweet Caroline.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Dear CK, Many Thanks
Dear CK, Thank you so much for letting me stay at your place. 💕 Truly, you are a saint for letting someone stay in your home while you were away. Gold stars for you, my friend!! ⭐️ ⭐️ The fully stocked fridge was fabulous, and I survived on those yogurts and smoothies. You are an excellent and thoughtful friend.
By Andrea Corwin 6 months ago in Humor
Waiting Rooms: Purgatory with Magazines from 1997
Welcome, fellow time travelers, to the place where minutes stretch into geologic eras, where coffee is both free and a cry for help, and where every decorative fern has seen things it will never unsee. Today, we stroll bravely into Waiting Rooms… those beige vestibules of destiny, armed with nothing but a pen on a chain and a blood pressure of “why am I sweating, it’s 68°F in here?”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
EARTH DAY 2026: Celebrating Our Liberation from the Tyranny of Clean Air and Water
To secure the Energy and Natural Resource Independence and Dominance necessary to ensure the United States' national security; the EPA has not only changed its name to the Extraction Proliferation Agency, it has effectively changed its mission to ensuring the resources contained in federal lands does not go to waste. "America First" is our motto at the EPA! Welcome to the Golden Age
By Meko James 6 months ago in Humor
“Confessions of a Sovereign Architect in a World of MIR4”
The Treasure of a Thousand Laments: Confessions of a Sovereign Architect in a Play-to-Earn World "An MMORPG is that massive joke where we pay with our lives for the privilege of working in a digital mine, pretending to be heroes while we are just data feeding the ego of a cardboard King. HAHAHA!"
By Lorena Alonso6 months ago in Humor
From Hot Yoga to Hot Bingo: A Field Guide to Accidentally Getting Old
Greetings, youthful spirits trapped in increasingly squeaky bodies! At some point in life, without any fanfare, warning signs, or commemorative plaque, we all make the quiet, shuffling transition from “fun and fearless” to “fun and mildly concerned about lower-back support.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Job Swap - It Ain't Half Dad's Army
At a British Army base in Deolali, India in 1945 during World War 2. Several sweat-stained squaddies of the Royal Artillery Concert Party are holding their final rehearsal in their barracks. They are presenting a brand new Hollywood show in the evening.
By Parody and Satire6 months ago in Humor
