Parody
Sorry to all the books I haven’t f___ed. Top Story - April 2026.
I’m sorry for labeling so many books “Did Not F___”. I know Vocal is more for writing and my post is just a rant about reading and f___ing books rather than writing them, but we’re all book lovers here so I hope it fits!
By Sam Spinelli6 months ago in Humor
To Whom it may concern
To whom it may concern I am so sorry that you are too dense to comprehend the simplest of directions. That constructive criticism sends you into tears. That your mistake has cost this company money. That you need someone to mommy you now that you made this mistake.
By WrittenWritRalf6 months ago in Humor
It’s 11:59 PM on a Saturday… Guess What Just Broke?
It never happens on a Tuesday at 10:15 a.m. when the repair shop is open, the hardware store is stocked, and your neighbor Dave (who allegedly “knows about wiring”) is still awake. No, no… Life saves its most catastrophic breakdowns for the sacred hour between 11:59 p.m. Saturday and 2:00 a.m. Sunday, when every professional you might call is either asleep, closed, or at karaoke belting out a chorus of “Sweet Caroline.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Why Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?. Content Warning.
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 6 months ago in Humor
Waiting Rooms: Purgatory with Magazines from 1997
Welcome, fellow time travelers, to the place where minutes stretch into geologic eras, where coffee is both free and a cry for help, and where every decorative fern has seen things it will never unsee. Today, we stroll bravely into Waiting Rooms… those beige vestibules of destiny, armed with nothing but a pen on a chain and a blood pressure of “why am I sweating, it’s 68°F in here?”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
“Confessions of a Sovereign Architect in a World of MIR4”
The Treasure of a Thousand Laments: Confessions of a Sovereign Architect in a Play-to-Earn World "An MMORPG is that massive joke where we pay with our lives for the privilege of working in a digital mine, pretending to be heroes while we are just data feeding the ego of a cardboard King. HAHAHA!"
By Lorena Alonso6 months ago in Humor
From Hot Yoga to Hot Bingo: A Field Guide to Accidentally Getting Old
Greetings, youthful spirits trapped in increasingly squeaky bodies! At some point in life, without any fanfare, warning signs, or commemorative plaque, we all make the quiet, shuffling transition from “fun and fearless” to “fun and mildly concerned about lower-back support.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Job Swap - It Ain't Half Dad's Army
At a British Army base in Deolali, India in 1945 during World War 2. Several sweat-stained squaddies of the Royal Artillery Concert Party are holding their final rehearsal in their barracks. They are presenting a brand new Hollywood show in the evening.
By Parody and Satire6 months ago in Humor
