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Marty's Adventures With the Whoopee Cushion
Steve was sitting in the kitchen at the table reading the newspaper when Marty staggered in. Marty looked like he had been riding a horse for a week. "Hey, old buddy, what the hell is up with you? I was just about to head off to bed.”
By Calvin London6 months ago in Humor
Sorry to all the books I haven’t f___ed. Top Story - April 2026.
I’m sorry for labeling so many books “Did Not F___”. I know Vocal is more for writing and my post is just a rant about reading and f___ing books rather than writing them, but we’re all book lovers here so I hope it fits!
By Sam Spinelli6 months ago in Humor
To Whom it may concern
To whom it may concern I am so sorry that you are too dense to comprehend the simplest of directions. That constructive criticism sends you into tears. That your mistake has cost this company money. That you need someone to mommy you now that you made this mistake.
By WrittenWritRalf6 months ago in Humor
Dude!!. Honorable Mention in Sorry About That Challenge.
I been looking for you everywhere to apologize. I know you're standing behind that door, so I'm just going to say it. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about how things went at your party. I didn't know that my mom's would come there looking for me, I didn't!
By John Scipio6 months ago in Humor
I Can Explain. Honorable Mention in Sorry About That Challenge. Top Story - May 2026.
I've sent a letter, singing telegram, text, email, and even tried calling your phone as a last resort (ps: your mailbox is full), so I'm trying one last thing through this letter to the editor. Letter to the Editor.
By Judey Kalchik 6 months ago in Humor
Consent Pending
A few years ago, a new law was enacted: ‘It is forbidden to open an animal’. No one had thought about surgeries. When an annoying journalist raised the issue during the press conference, the committee replied that the solution was simple: We just had to miniaturize humans so they could operate from the inside.
By helsing Riddick6 months ago in Humor
Where the Map Made No Sense
Marlena: I’d just completed my master’s degree and had returned to my native Germany from Copenhagen. I found that all my peers had automatically adopted the mindset of being grown-ups and were systematically embarking on the sensible path of getting jobs, building up their careers and earning money.
By helsing Riddick6 months ago in Humor
Trouble at the Inn of All Drinks
In Part I of Ben Boa, Ben had accidentally poured coffee over this lady on the train. One thing led to another, and after a couple of dates, he was smitten with her. She worked in Quality and Compliance at the pharmaceutical company Laxo Smut Klump. Just as their relationship was starting to blossom, she had to go to China on business. You can find the links to the past stories at the bottom if you missed them.
By Calvin London6 months ago in Humor
