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😜Moms will be Moms...😜

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By Chithra DhananjayanPublished 4 months ago 4 min read
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😜*Doesn't make any difference what your identity is.Here is some Mom talk.😜

😜Issac Newton's Mom--😜

"But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

😜Archimedes's Mom--😜 "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

😜Thomas Edison's Mom--😜

Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

😜Abraham Lincoln's Mom--😜

"Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."

Certainly! Here are 20 more imaginary Mom talks with famous personalities:

😜Alexander the Great's Mom:

"Alex, conquering the world is fine, but did you remember to conquer the laundry pile in your room?"

😜 Amelia Earhart's Mom:

"Amelia, flying solo across the Atlantic is amazing, but could you at least send a postcard next time? I worry, you know."

😜Charles Darwin's Mom:

"Charles, I appreciate your theory of evolution, but must you leave your dirty dishes in the sink? Cleanliness is the key to survival."

😜 Rosa Parks' Mom:

"Rosa, standing up for your rights is commendable, but did you remember to stand up when your elderly neighbour entered the room? Manners matter."

😜 Pablo Picasso's Mom:

"Pablo, I love your abstract art, but our living room is starting to look like one of your paintings. Can we get some normal furniture?"

😜 Socrates' Mom:

"Soc, asking questions is great, but did you ask the neighbours if they need help with their chores? A wise man is also a helpful man."

😜 Frida Kahlo's Mom:

"Frida, I appreciate your unique self-portraits, but couldn't you paint a nice family portrait for once? We've been waiting."

😜 Neil Armstrong's Mom:

"Neil, walking on the moon is historic, but did you take out the trash before you left? Even astronauts have responsibilities."

😜Queen Victoria's Mom:

"Victoria, ruling an empire is impressive, but did you remember to invite your cousins to the tea party? Family unity is crucial."

😜Gandhi's Mom:

"Mahatma, leading a nonviolent revolution is noble, but did you forget to pack your lunch today? Even peaceful leaders need nourishment."

😜Marilyn Monroe's Mom:

"Marilyn, being a Hollywood icon is fabulous, but did you remember to turn off the curling iron before leaving? Safety first, sweetheart."

😜 Napoleon Bonaparte's Mom:

"Napoleon, conquering Europe is quite the feat, but did you make your bed this morning? Little victories lead to big ones."

😜 Aristotle's Mom:

"Ari, your philosophy is enlightening, but have you considered philosophizing about why you haven't called your aunt in weeks?"

😜 Catherine the Great's Mom:

"Catherine, expanding the Russian Empire is impressive, but did you remember to feed the royal cats? Even empresses have responsibilities."

😜 Benjamin Franklin's Mom:

"Ben, your inventions are groundbreaking, but have you invented a gadget to remind you to call your Mom more often?"

😜Winston Churchill's Mom:

"Winston, leading during wartime is challenging, but did you remember to write a thank-you note to the lady who sent you that sweater?"

😜John F. Kennedy's Mom:

"Jack, being president is a big responsibility, but did you remember to floss? A healthy smile is a confident smile."

😜 Marlon Brando's Mom:

"Marlon, your acting is stellar, but did you remember to return the neighbor's lawnmower? Borrowing without asking is not the Brando way."

😜Coco Chanel's Mom:

"Coco, revolutionising fashion is fantastic, but did you forget to pick up your dry cleaning? A stylish appearance requires clean clothes."

😜Henry Ford's Mom:

"Henry, revolutionising the automobile industry is commendable, but did you remember to rotate the tires on the family car? Safety on the road is paramount."

😜James Watt's Mom--😜

"If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

😜Alexander Graham Bell's Mom--😜

"You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

😜Galileo Galilei's Mom--😜

"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my Mom in Milano."

😜Samuel Morse's Mom--😜

"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

😜Mona Lisa's Mom--😜

"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"

😜Michelangelo's Mom--😜

"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

😜Albert Einstein's Mom--😜

"Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"

😜Bill Gates's Mom--😜

"You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."

😜Danial Fahrenheit's Mom--😜

"Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."

😜Georg Ohm's Mom--😜

"I don't like you resisting everything I say."

😜Robert Boyle's Mom--😜

"If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."

😜Alessandro Volta's Mom--😜

"It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”

😜Andre Ampere’s Mom--😜

“Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”

😜Socrates's Mom--😜

"If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai."

😜Christopher Columbus’ Mom--😜

"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”

😜Dedicated to All Moms, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.😜

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