Timothy A Rowland
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I’m an every day human Xennial from the United States. I have many interest. I just want to improve your life and maybe entertain you. Available for editing and LeadsLeap projects at: https://www.fiverr.com/greyhatcompany
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Best Masturbation Tips For Men
Best Masturbation Tips Summary This article will cover some of the best masturbation tips for men. These tips will include tips for techniques that you may not have thought of yet, and also some tips for best hygiene practices. Both are equally important. Some of these have not been tried personally by me (the author) but will be a mix of my experiences as well as some ideas that others have told me about; having tried them themselves and swear by them. Yes; even masturbation can get boring eventually if you don’t mix it up from time to time. This article will help you learn new ways to do just that.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
Angel's Face in Which I See
Quick Note Before the Poem Scary; I wrote this poem 22 years ago! That means I was 18 when I wrote this. It was before my birthday that year. Anyway, here it is; my earlier work (pre-published days). You can tell that I hit my “teen angst” days around this time. Structure went out the window, but you can still tell I was longing for something and someone. I want all my readers to know me; so, I had to share poems from my past as well.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Poets
Hair to Ass Bondage Play for Her
For Those Who Like Bondage Play If you have a woman (or you are a woman) who likes the kinky rough stuff, and a little bondage play; this idea is for you! I call it hair to ass bondage play for her. This works best when the woman has hair that is at least, a little long. Maybe at least shoulder length, but preferably much longer. Having said that; as long as you have hair on your head it can be done. It's easy to explain and set up, so I'll get to it.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
Have an Honest Conversation with the Person in the Mirror
Let’s Start Here, Shall We? I am sure that most who read this will think that the title of this post is, in some way, a metaphor; it’s not. We are going to be talking in literal terms; actually, talking to the person you see looking back at you in the mirror. Yes, if you do this out loud, like you should, then, well; you are going to feel a little silly. Despite that uncomfortable and silly feeling, you will find that it helps.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Motivation
Some Technical Boudoir Photo Ideas
Boudoir Photo Ideas I recently decided to write about some ideas and concepts about having fun taking boudoir photo with your partner. For this post, I thought I would tell you great ideas but focus a little harder on the technical aspects of taking those boudoir photos. By boudoir photos, I mean, the artistic nudes style or the average fun nude photo shoots we all love to do. For a true "boudoir photo" though; generally something is left to the imagination.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
Women Like to be Fucked Too
Embrace the Reality of Her Passion Passionate and tender sex; or actually "making love" are outstanding and can prove to be more than passionate. However; some guys get wrapped up in thinking this is what a woman always wants. Truth is, most women want to be actually fucked! There is a line, of course, between rough or hard sex; and abuse. If a man is timid or too reserved in bed; he may never hear from her again.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
Shave Pubic Area, Men
Shave Pubic Area, My Fellow Men Guys... and I do mean "men." A lot of us love when a woman shaves down below, well; men should shave pubes too. I know, for some just the words, "shave pubic area" are enough to send them running and screaming from the room. It's okay... it's not as dangerous as you think. Your woman probably doesn't want to spend a lot of time down there if it feels like a cactus or some strange creature. Let’s face it; the male groin area already looks like some sort of creature all by itself...why help it look like a mean or un-kept one?
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
Sex in the Car
Sex in the Front Seat of the Car A lot of people think that having sex in a car is just something for exhibitionists to do or that it falls under the category of sex in public. Those people are wrong. Yes, you can be an exhibitionist and have sex in a car so that others can see you; or maybe just in a location and way that you run the very real risk of being caught. However; it is both easy to do and very fun to have sex in a car without the danger of being caught. Don't believe me? Ask anyone who was a teenager in the "dirty south" and they will tell you.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
How to Eat Pussy 101
Introduction Welcome to a quick introduction on how to eat pussy. Yes, it's "How to Eat Pussy 101"... the most important class a man can take; according to his woman :-) First off, if you have not been going down on your woman, because you are afraid that you won't be good at it; that was your first mistake. Not going down on her for any reason, is way worse than going down and not being good at it. Most women will at least guide you or tell you how to please them... as long as you are willing to at least try.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Filthy
Know and Protect Your 2nd Amendment
What Is Your 2nd Amendment? In simple terms, the second amendment to the United States Constitution gives you the right to keep and bear arms. In other words; this is your right to own a gun and to use that gun- or other weapon- to defend yourself and your property. This is an official amendment added to the Constitution that is considered a “right” given to you as an American citizen. Obviously; there are laws that govern the purchase and use of a firearm or other weapon, but the right to own one is still yours as long as you operate within those laws. We Americans have to face a brutal truth as well; the world is losing its mind, and the need to defend yourself and your property is becoming more and more of a likelihood each day.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in The Swamp
Slasher Classic Versus Actually Scary
Nostalgia Versus Actually Scary Every Halloween; and even during other more neutral months, I love to watch the one movie I will forever call a “Classic.” That movie… is; Nightmare on Elm Street. I am talking about the original series of movies that came out in the 80’s and 90’s. In the years that they were released; they kept many children up at night and refusing to go to sleep. Many nightmares were had; the irony not escaping anyone, given the name of the movie franchise. These movies were scary! Even the predictable deaths in each movie, would still make you jump and have you looking around as you took your bathroom break and had to walk down the hallway of your own house. The effects and all out gore were groundbreaking in their day and considered impressive, though by today’s standards, they are far below the standard. Despite showing their age, and even though most of us know exactly what happens next, we still sit with our eyes glued for each scene. That is what makes it a classic. Besides, let’s face it; anything staring Robert England, is going to be creepy, if not downright scary. His portrayal of Freddy Kreuger in this franchise is easily just one of the reasons it went down in movie history and will forever be a classic.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in Horror
Treat Every Day Like an Election Month
Make It an All Year Long Thing The most important action I will be taking starting this year, is treating every single day of the rest of my life as though it is an election month. What I mean by that, is every day I will be paying attention to what policies and changes are needed in the world. I will take true notice of which politicians and government officials are actively doing their part and stepping up to the challenges. Everyone pays close attention and give consideration to the issues during an election year and the months leading up to the time to vote. For the rest of my days; I will be doing that to the same degree, each and every day.
By Timothy A Rowland4 years ago in The Swamp