Tim StiX alias Tim Styx. Manic Master of The Internet of Things and The Sober Bard.
The Article Sausage Machine
An ideal universe would enable us to churn the perfect, enlightened article from a neural bank of epiphany and musings. A dash of sauciness and a pinch of seasonal wisdom; turn the handle and out pops a gift-wrapped, blue-ribbon article, enchanted with contemporary appeal. All shiny, new, and ready for a Vocal audience: on-the-line, in anticipation of our latest prodigy.