Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

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Writer. Gamer, Goth

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

[email protected]

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

BLOG:

http://lombot.co.uk

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DEBTS
. DEBTS By Ross Lombardi AKA Rat Lombot . . I am in deep, deep debt. Every night the debt collectors call me
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part three)
. Part 2 is here, https://vocal.media/humans/becoming-sadly-single-at-50-part-two , SADLY ALONE AT 50 part 3 The rise of the buried rancid puss!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi10 months ago in Families
A single shot, 715 metric-tonne bullet to the head.
. A single shot, 715 metric-tonne bullet, to the head. “… no …” She said firmly as a smile arched up on her bloody lips!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi11 months ago in Fiction
Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part two)
. Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part two) What I learned this weekend. . Date 15th July 2022 . I met a girl that I liked.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi11 months ago in Humans
The Totally Disposable Man
. The Totally Disposable Man By Ross E F Lombardi . The Ringmaster Shouts. “COME ONE!” “COME ALL!” “SEE THE DISPOSABLE MAN!”
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi11 months ago in Poets
Have you got a Drug Dealer/Pusher, type mind?!
Have you got a Drug Dealer/Pusher, type mind?! … And are you just its enslaved junkie customer? . If you.. …Are always finding yourself shouting at your spouse and kids.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi11 months ago in Psyche
My home intruder survival guide.
. Errrr Ok. Just for craps and giggles here is my home intruder survival guide. 10 points that you might not have considered.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi11 months ago in Lifehack
Mirror, Mirror!
. Mirror, Mirror! BY ROSS E F LOMBARDI My first attempt at a Palindrome poem. . . Fight! Fight it! Time to get up and once again,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi11 months ago in Poets
Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part one)
. Becoming Sadly Single At 50 From a mentally ill, E6 economic bracket, fat male person point of view. Fifty years old and my 20-year-long marriage has ended.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi12 months ago in Humans
“YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!”
. “YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!” There was a deep delighted laugh from the darkness between the candlelights… By Ross Lombardi
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi12 months ago in Fiction
A collection of Dad scenarios
A collection of Dad Scenarios 4 Scenarios that happened to me as a dad. . . A Dad Scenario 1 Getting Ready to go camping!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi12 months ago in Confessions
THE VERY FIRST EVER "VALLEY SHOOT"
. THE VERY FIRST "VALLEY SHOOT" Of Divine Inspiration Productions . There weren't always dragons in the Valley… . Sometimes the dragons stopped to pose for a freeze-frame or for some promotional stuff.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi12 months ago in Fiction

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

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DEBTS

Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part three)

A single shot, 715 metric-tonne bullet to the head.

Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part two)

The Totally Disposable Man

Have you got a Drug Dealer/Pusher, type mind?!

My home intruder survival guide.

Mirror, Mirror!

Becoming Sadly Single At 50 (part one)

“YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!”

A collection of Dad scenarios

THE VERY FIRST EVER "VALLEY SHOOT"

Stories (116/0)