Lord, what fools these Romantics be!
A Poem By Ross E F Lombardi
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Lord, what fools these Romantics be!
By Ross E F Lombardi
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A fool once said…
“Tis better to have loved and lost,” - “Than never to have loved at all.”
THIS is bullshit!
The pain is NOT worth it!
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A fool once said…
“Tis better to have loved and lost,” - “Than never to have loved at all.”
While - I wish I had never lost at all!
While - I wish I had never found at all!
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Really??
“Tis better to have loved and lost,”?? - “Than never to have loved at all”??
Well! - I wish I had never loved at all!
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Those silly dime store guru twats that stupidly say,
“The pain of loss” - “Does not outweigh the pleasure of love.”
Never really loved, in the first place.
And may they never learn,
What real love feels like.
Lucky bastards!
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The memories are not bittersweet.
They are just plain old, vomit gag reflex, gross bitter!
And I do not want them!
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Oi god! – You Wanker!
“let this cup of suffering be taken away from me.”
Screw your will and you what might want - I INSIST!'
For I am full!
My love sickened stomach ‘Runith over’ with this bilge!
I do not want to drink from this poison chalice anymore!
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“Tis - NOT –
I repeat NOT
“…better to have loved and lost,” - “Than never to have loved at all.”
I wish I had never met her!
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IF
“Tis better to have loved and lost,” - “Than never to have loved at all.”
Then I wish I had never lived a life
- in which to have ever loved.
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“Tis better to have loved and lost,”??- “Than never to have loved at all”??
KISS MY ARSE!
MY - OLD - HAIRY - SMELLY - FAT ARSE – With that romantic CRAP!
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Here is MY version!
“Tis better to have NEVER loved and NEVER lost,” - “Than EVER to have loved at all!”
“If the definition of a full life is THIS sort of pain?” - “Then tis far better to have never of been born at all!”
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Sorry, - O’ Shakey Spear’O, - You absolute moron!
“Lord, - What fools these Romantics be.”
Carve THAT on your bloody gravestone!
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AND CHOKE ON IT!
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About the Creator
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Writer. Gamer, Goth
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
BLOG:
http://lombot.co.uk
Comments (1)
I totally agree with you! Love sucks and can bite me! 🥸