How to single-handedly take out 10 ninjas!

How to single-handedly take out 10 ninjas!

Some Tactical Advice By Ross E F Lombardi.

This may seem impossible…

It is almost certainly a very unlikely scenario.

BUT

This is not just about Ninjas!

It is about taking out any type of a larger number of people out at the same time all by yourself!

I am just using Ninjas as a potential example to illustrate certain tactical planning points and issues.

But the same rationales can be applied to any elite fighting force from overseas that outnumbers you 10 to one! – Or maybe even more!

And some of these points are also valid for just being outnumbered generally, by any group that may be a problem to deal with, foreign or domestic!

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So, what preparations might be needed for such a challenge?

The sheer amounts of stamina and endurance you will need will, obviously, require some extreme long-term physical training!

However, you must also bear in mind and Remember THIS one important point!

When faced with dealing with 10 ninjas at once, the challenges are not just physical but also financial!

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So, what do you do?

How do you handle this situation?

Just You alone with 10 Ninjas?!

HOW DO YOU TAKE THEM OUT!

These are some thoughts to help you maximize your chances for success!

Well, for starters, You can totally forget the movies!

Not many cinemas in my area play movies with Japanese subtitles.

(You should not assume that all the Ninjas can speak English)

And getting 10 people to agree to all see the same movie anyway is very unlikely!

And as for dancing…

<Shrug>

Do Ninjas even like modern music?

Let alone dance to it?

I am sure some do…

But you must make all of them happy…

Or it is not a successful date!?

And as for going for a meal!

At least half of the Ninjas will want dessert and a starter!

And at least some of them with “smoke bomb” out of there when the bill comes.

(Plus, you have taken them out – so you should really be footing the entire bill!)

(This is where the night would be finically challenging.)

And what about space?

A well-trained Ninjas might be able to sleep anywhere.

But that is hardly the point, is it?

They went out with you to have fun! Not rough it!

As a good host,

You should have enough blankets, pillows, and floor space available!

At the end of the night?!

And this is where the extreme stamina and endurance come in….!

At least 3 of them are likely to want to sleep with you that night!

While at least 6 others will just want to stay awake with you all night…

…having sex instead…!

And maybe I am just a slut – but it seems almost rude and impolite to say “no” to a shag.

So, then I would have to be able to….

Beat-off 6 Ninjas!

I am not sure my wrist would be strong enough to do that without cramping!

Even if I “Ski”!

(And if they are men, then there would be a lot of “slushy snow” to clean up afterwards! – so keep those tissues handy!)

So, me and those ninjas will have to resort to totally fucking each other up!

BUT DO REMEMBER!

Live your life, Enjoy your life! It is Your Life to Live! - BUT BE SAFE! - DO USE A CONDOM! - Always! – No “Ifs” – No “Buts!”- No coconuts!

No man wants a tiny sharp spikey “umbrella” shoved up their pee hole and then dragged back downwards to scrape internal skin samples for medical a STD analysis!

(Unless you are really kinky!)

Taking out 10 ninjas at once!

By Myself!?

Alone!?

Would be an extreme challenge for even the most debauched party dude!

Given enough money I probably could do it.

But at over 50 years old?

(and being heterosexual while most of them might be male!)

Even IF they were all female…?

Would I really even want to do that?!