Lizzie Boudoir
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Thrice married, in love once, overly romantic, and hypersexual.
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Sexiest Pool Scenes
No matter the season it's never a bad time for a sexy pool scene. Spring is always a great time to cool off and no matter the year summer is guaranteed to be a scorcher. Pool parties with bikini clad girls will be popping up everywhere, but here is something to hold you over in between the parties. Movies have given us plenty of amazing scenes for the ultimate erotic pool fantasies. We've gone through hundreds of hours of research to produce the most eye popping, sexiest pool scenes for your enjoyment.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Amy Schumer’s Sex Comedy
Dick is funny, orgy humor hilarious and big balls make us giggle. Amy Schumer’s sex comedy and horny humor has turned comedy upside down. The inside joke is that she is pointing a finger at men who have objectified women in humor for centuries. She says “How do you like it boys?”, and they love it. Women admire her for her honest approach to a century old problem. The joke is that Amy Shumer’s sex comedy, “I’m 160 pounds right now and can catch a dick whenever I want” is as important for what it says about our double standard society as it is just plain outrageous. Amy Schumer is an actress, comedian, and a feminist, her success hasn’t come without hardships and criticism. The New York native majored in theater and went on to do stand-up comedy. It was during this time that she performed her first stand-up show at Gotham Comedy Club and went on to appear on shows such as Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Roast, and even Saturday Night Live. On top it all, she even launched her own successful sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer. Never one to shy away from sensitive topics, the outspoken sex comic’s brand of horny humor takes a shot at the hypocrisy of the so called, sexual revolution.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Anal Sex for Beginners
Anal sex. Just mentioning the act puts a look of fear on the faces of some, and a faraway look of pleasure of the faces of others. Though anal sex is really nothing more than a normal alternative to intercourse, like oral sex or masturbation, many people are reluctant to even discuss it, much less attempt it.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Why to Match Heels and Lingerie
Think about the last time you watched bondage porn. The silicone-pumped, bare-naked kitty threw open the bathroom door and revealed a long riding crop. A spray tanned, fake-accented male tried to bounce out of the zip ties tying him to a chair. Kitty put her leg on the tub, moving her crotch to the center of the screen. In that moment, what did you notice? Her matching lingerie and high heels? Good. You should notice. It’s one of the most important parts of the scene. Without matching lingerie, garters, hose, and heels, where would your attention be? Probably counting tiles on the floor, or comparing your ceiling trim to the bathroom’s cornice molding. Matching makes the scene, and it should be the central feature in your sexy wardrobe. Without it, you are Sandra from after the ninth-grade dance, wearing a pink bra and orange panties with purple butterflies.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Why the Little Black Dress is Sexy
Little black dresses should be as easy going on as they are coming off. They should be classy and fabulous, just like the girl who wears them. They should also, however, be sexy like the woman whose curves fill them. The iconic little black dress was first introduced to Vogue by Coco Chanel, whose sexual exploits were explored in the film The Rite Of Spring by Igor Stravinsky. Fashionista Chanel was pictured in a 1926 Vogue pictorial wearing a calf-length, straight, and simply-decorated little black dress. The magazine dubbed the piece “Chanel’s Ford” because, like the Model T, the little black dress was simple and accessible for women of all social classes. Vogue also said that the little black dress would become "a sort of uniform for all women of taste," and they were correct. Today, the LBD is so popular that it has become a rule of fashion for every woman to own at least one. Whether you're dressing up or dressing down, you don't have to sacrifice class or comfort—two of the many reasons why a black dress is an essential element in every woman's wardrobe.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Sex on the Beach
I'm a pretty regular face down at the beach during the summer months. I’m a bartender, so I get to spend my afternoons on the shore before heading to the most popular beach bar in town to mix some drinks. I grew up at the shore, and have never dreamed of leaving. As a young girl, I matured pretty quickly, and I used to get off just having guys whistle at me or say stuff while I was still a virgin. Guys would say stuff to me before I had ever even seen a cock and I really didn't connect my body or their whistles with sex that much. I mean, skimpy bikinis were the only thing that fit my mature body. I couldn’t fit into the pink ruffled tankinis my awkward stage friends were wearing. I guess what I'm trying to say is that considering my looks, I was pretty naive.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Why Bachelors Stay Single
There is a certain amount of concern these days—and much pseudo-sociological gobbledygook—about why, in a society as vociferously dedicated to matrimony as ours, there should be an ever-increasing number of men who remain bachelors. Even bachelors often find themselves wondering why they are still single. Married men, of course, often wonder why they ever got married, but usually they only start wondering when they find out that they can't stand their wives. They don't question the married state itself. But a bachelor can be fairly well satisfied with his own personality, looks, temper, and conversation, and enjoy his own company, and still wonder. In this day and age, being a bachelor just doesn't seem right, and the average one would probably prefer to be married.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Does Age Difference Affect Relationships?
Reveling in the afterglow of ecstasy, Brianna snuggled against her man, gazing at him with a love-struck look and murmuring, "Victor... you are awesome," before slipping off to sleep. Victor, though, remained awake—he felt more virile and alive than he had in years.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Sex with a Neighbor
It was a hot night in August. You know—the kind of night that's so humid you can swim in it. And I was so hot. Jeez, was I hot. I kept playing The Beach Boys and checking my temperature. The thermometer read 98.6 degrees. I’d been walking around my apartment in the raw for two hours; doing headstands and my whole gymnastics number. Alex was away for two damn weeks, down there in the Caribbean, of all places. In August.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
The Ultimate Guide to Breasts
Call them what you will... boobs, tits, jugs, mams, melons, pontoons, headlights, or the conventional description, breasts. The female twin protuberances, those lovely round, soft, fleshy mounds that grow from a woman’s chest, have always been an unending source of wonder, attraction, pleasure, and controversy among the male of the species. Yes, men love breasts—small ones, big ones, medium ones, and even astounding, gigantic ones—and yet, when you come right down to it, how much do we really know about breasts? Why do some women have big twenty-pounders, and some hardly a fistful? Why do some men go totally ape over big boobs, while others prefer itsy-bitsy small ones?
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
History of Phone Sex
Gloria Leonard is believed to be the first person to use 900 numbers as a new revenue stream in the adult industry. She recorded her own voice, giving callers updates on the next issue of High Society magazine before the issue was published. Leonard persuaded the then magazine publisher Carl Ruderman to buy many of these and soon the magazine's business was flourishing.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy