Lizzie Boudoir
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Thrice married, in love once, overly romantic, and hypersexual.
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Things to Know When Going to a Sex Party
If you are thinking of going to your first swinger party, you're bound to be feeling a wide range of emotions. What should I wear? What happens when I get there? Are they even legal? This article looks at things to know when going to a sex party and helps bust some myths about the mysterious world of the sex club. Sex parties, also known by a variety of other terms such as play parties, swinger parties, and lifestyle parties, are organized sex get-togethers where consenting, paying party-goers engage in sex with other consenting, paying party-goers. Simple, right? We bet you still have a list of things to know before going to a sex party. So here goes.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Feminist Quotes About Relationships
When I feel frustrated or disappointed I often find inspiration in feminist quotes about relationships. These quotes prove that everyone deserves to be happy. But what does happiness mean for us? Could we be happy while being single or being in an unhealthy relationship? We tried to find an answer in feminist quotes about the relationship.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Subtle Signs that Predict Your Relationship
We all worry about our relationships and sometimes you need to rely on subtle signs that predict your relationship. But which signs should you trust? Which signs are good and which are bad? It can be pretty confusing, but we're here to help. These subtle signs that predict your relationship should help you figure out if Mr. or Mrs. Right is really right for you.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Best Euphemisms for Sex
When your grandma, minister, or boss is around, some of the best euphemisms for sex might come in handy. We all do it. We all talk about it. But sometimes you just don't want to say it. Or maybe you do but sexual intercourse just sounds so boring. There are way too many euphemisms for sex, and some of them are pretty old and tired, so here are some funny, discreet, and weird phrases that are definitely some of the best euphemisms for sex.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Sex Tips for a Long Term Relationship
When you're in a long term relationship, keeping sex interesting is a big deal. Nobody wants to have boring sex. Sex is a way to connect with your partner and give one another mutual pleasure. If you aren't bonding in your relationship it will slowly start to deteriorate. Sex is supposed to bring couples together, not tear them apart. Here are some sex tips for a long term relationship.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Sex Lives of Our Founding Fathers
Our founding fathers were a muddled group, and the sex lives of our founding fathers make them much all the more so. The general public is fixated on sex in such a variety of ways, but seldom do we take the opportunity to truly consider why that is and how it impacts our perspective on both our past and present. We tend to put the founding fathers of American Democracy on a pedestal, as though they weren't people with the same needs and flaws as the rest of us. Overall, while they all had their scandals, they're not any worse than what we see in today's politicians. The sex lives of our founding fathers may have been scandalous in their time, but they're fairly run of the mill today.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Porn Stars for President
Presidential elections often resemble more of a circus than a process to determine the future of our country. Many of us have quickly grown tired of the same old candidates and the same arguments that seem to drive every election, with very little progress. America needs a change! Italy, the bedrock of Western civilization, elected Cucciolina, their biggest adult film star, to Parliament. Maybe it's time that America considers following in their footsteps, and electing a new type of leader. It's time to have a porn star as president. When a porn star screws people for money, both parties get something in return. This stands in stark contrast to the politicians we are used to, who screw people without their consent or enjoyment. That is a change in mentality that this country could certainly use right now. Here are our top presidential porn star picks.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Things You Didn't Know About Viking Sex Life
There are some things that your history teachers just don’t tell you—and it’s usually all the interesting bits… such as what sex as a Viking was really like. Sure, we know about their burial rituals and their battle tactics, but Vikings were human beings too, so surely they must have needed to settle down to the age old act of procreation from time to time.
By Lizzie Boudoir7 years ago in Filthy
Why We're Attracted to Bad Boys and Girls
Throughout history, women have always been attracted to the bad boys. From Grease's T-Birds, Cry Baby to Johnny in Dirty Dancing, and more, there have been examples of this dynamic attraction in movies, shows, and real life, as many of us probably (unfortunately) know. The classic bad boy draws forth the image of a James Dean type, slicked back hair, a crisp white tee shirt, a leather jacket and probably even a cigarette in his mouth. *Dreamy*
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy
Sex Positions for Smaller Penises
According to a porn star's thoughts on penis size, “It’s not the size of the boat that counts, but the motion of the ocean.” While this may be true, we can’t forget that the proper position during sex holds great importance, as well. Sex positions for smaller penises vary and can be improvised to make it work best for you and your partner. Besides, it’s not all bad to have a smaller penis. And no, I’m not just trying to make you feel better. Men with smaller penises tend to excel in other areas, such as going down town! Men who feel like they can’t perform with their penis will find other ways to get their partner off. No complaints here! And it’s not even the women we are noticing the lack in length. It’s the men who are pointing out their penis perils. For the 45 percent of men who think their penis is too small, 85 percent of women are satisfied with their partner’s penis size.
By Lizzie Boudoir8 years ago in Filthy