Chloe Gilholy
Bio
Former healthcare worker and lab worker from Oxfordshire. Author of ten books including Drinking Poetry and Game of Mass Destruction. Travelled to over 20 countries.
Stories (852/0)
I’m Sorry, I Cannot Be Your Ghostwriter
“I’m sorry,” the Poet said. “I cannot be your ghostwriter.” Who is this stranger? Why has he got half a white face like the Phantom of the Opera. The poet had no qualifications in robotic erotica nor sucking toes. Fortunatel, she knew somebody who did. Taking a sparkly notepad out of her cubpoard, she wrote down a number.
By Chloe Gilholy10 months ago in Fiction
Vocal Kitchen Nightmares Menu
Vocal Kitchen Nightmares Menu This menu has been put together based by some of the most hated food and drinks by Vocal creators. This menu is a three course a-la-carte menu with prices put together as if it was a fancy restaurant in a metropolitan area like Covent Garden in London. All dishes can be made vegan or gluten free by request. Vegetarian versions of meat dishes are made with mushroom mince and avacado oil. All main dishes and pizzas come with French fries. (V) - Vegetarian (N) - Not suitable for those with nut allergies (H) - Very hot. Vocal subscribers get 15% their final bill.
By Chloe Gilholy10 months ago in Feast
St Fandom Academy Part VI
The best thing about Paddington Bear’s reading classes were the the unlimited supply of marmalade sandwiches. Left one on every table and they never seemed to run out. When Paddington Bear waddled into class with his blue trench coat, red hat and boots, nobody suspected that he would be mad until there was no marmalade sandwiches in the classroom.
By Chloe Gilholy10 months ago in Fiction
St. Fandom Academy Part 3
I think I have cancer! Sometimes my pee is white, thick and sticky! At first, Doctor Mario thought this was somebody's idea of a joke. He knew several students in the school depraved enough to do it. That was until he realised who wrote the note. Ash Ketchum was a talented student; strong, athletic but academically challenged. That was the term he had to use now. One more use of a certain word and he would be queuing in the job centre.
By Chloe Gilholy10 months ago in Fiction
- Top Story - July 2023
All The Books I Read in June 2023Top Story - July 2023
Reading has been a chore for me last month, but I did end up buying some awesome books after getting some lovely recommendation. I also acquired some vouchers which I used to redeem books I had on my wishlist for ages.
By Chloe Gilholy10 months ago in Journal