Burn Book

Joined December 2022

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Die-hard cynic and sarcasm aficionado. Home of long form shower thoughts and unmedicated psychosis. Enjoy.

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The Newfound Art of Virtue Signaling in the 21st Century
In today's society, it's not uncommon to encounter individuals who go out of their way to showcase their moral superiority.
By Burn Book4 months ago in Humans
The Myth of Meritocracy in America
"The myth of meritocracy masks the hidden barriers and systemic biases that obstruct true equality, reminding us that the road to success is often paved with unacknowledged advantages and overlooked disadvantages."
By Burn Book5 months ago in Trader
You Should Watch This
To those who think that I’m past the age to be enjoying a ‘kid’s movie’, I say — Your mom’s a hoe. Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s continue with the review.
By Burn Book10 months ago in Geeks
Retro Rumination - Mentos, ''The Freshmaker''
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life! Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better Mentos freshness Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos, the freshmaker!
By Burn Book11 months ago in Viva
Internet Trolls
A neck filled with beard Misguided grief -- rage quit your wrath and go touch grass, please -B- . . .
By Burn Book11 months ago in Poets
Is It Immoral to Get a Pug?
Yes. I know this isn’t a subject that I usually cover and my previous articles would lead one to assume dogs are the bane of my existence, however, I feel like this is an issue that needs addressing. Plus, this’ll count as my good deed of the week.
By Burn Book11 months ago in Petlife
Retro Rumination - Sugar Crisp Cereal
Welcome to the most delightful day of the week, Monday! I know, I know, you're probably thinking "Oh great, another boring Monday." But don't worry, I'm here to shake things up and make this Monday a little more bearable. And what better way to do that than by taking a stroll down memory lane to a time when life was simple, sugar was still sugar and our taste buds were still functioning.
By Burn Book11 months ago in Feast
1 Medium Pizza But Hold the Arm Hair, Please...
Friday night, the best night of the week. The possibilities are endless. If I wanted, I could get on a plane and fly to Budapest. Or have a whirlwind affair with a club bouncer. But instead, I’m here, standing in line at one of my favorite places. The pizza shop. I’m with my friend from work and we’re both looking over the menu and discussing whether this time we’ll try something other than our regular order even though we know that won’t happen.
By Burn Book11 months ago in FYI
10 Bucket List Items for Non-NPCs
Greetings peons! So, lately, I’ve been contemplating the fragility of human mortality and my train of thought led me to bucket lists (naturally). I’ve never been the type of person to write down a list of things that I’d want to accomplish before I croak. Mostly because I would probably forget about the list and because I don’t view my life as an ultimatum where I have to check off an arbitrary activity/goal to feel self-actualized. I just like to vibe, you dig?
By Burn Book11 months ago in Humans
Keeping Up With the Kitties:
Do you dream of owning a magnificent exotic cat — one with long luxurious fur and piercing jade or amber eyes that see into your soul and beyond?
By Burn Book11 months ago in Petlife
Another Year of Narrowly Escaping Societal Collapse
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. — Oprah Winfrey Don’t worry though, we’re almost there.
By Burn Book11 months ago in Humans
Top Story - January 2023
Cats > DogsTop Story - January 2023
Greetings! Shoutout to my 16 followers. You guys are some real G’s and are greatly appreciated. Oh, and if you want anything from the gas station just let me know. It’s on me.
By Burn Book11 months ago in Petlife

Burn Book

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The Newfound Art of Virtue Signaling in the 21st Century

The Myth of Meritocracy in America

You Should Watch This

Retro Rumination - Mentos, ''The Freshmaker''

Internet Trolls

Is It Immoral to Get a Pug?

Retro Rumination - Sugar Crisp Cereal

1 Medium Pizza But Hold the Arm Hair, Please...

10 Bucket List Items for Non-NPCs

Keeping Up With the Kitties:

Another Year of Narrowly Escaping Societal Collapse

Cats > DogsTop Story - January 2023

Stories (16/0)