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#SnafuSenryuChallenge
Written for the Snafu Senryu Challenge.
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Slammed! But need to pee.
Not knowing, ass showing, yet
Making bank! Skin sells...
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This is based on a true story, lol. I waitressed for many years, and one night while we were slammed in the bar, I needed to quick use the bathroom. I was in, out (washed hands of course) and right back to it, not knowing I'd gotten the hem of my skirt caught up, leaving half my ass out. I wore thigh high stockings like in the picture above, so it was quite a show, BUT I made a hell of a lot of tips that night. Best/worst part? No one in the kitchen told me until one of the dishwashers finally said something after I'd been through there several times... Oh well, jokes on them as I really did rake in the money!
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Bahahaha I missed this one! Loved the explanation too! 😁 Congrats on this top story Heather and leaderboard placement. Smashing it!
Congrats on your TS!!!!
That moneymaker made some bank! Congratulations on the top story, you cheeky one!
This is fab. Your story is brilliant. Amazing that you rolled with it 🤣 Love the sass!
can't even imagine your embarrassment but glad it worked out so well. GREAT top story
Oh no and Y E S ! A genuine laugh out loud moment!
Congrats on Top Story, my friend! This made me laugh again! lol!
Oh, that was a cringeworthy experience! At least it paid well. Thanks for sharing and well done for being featured!
Yes!!! The jokes on them!!! Delighted that you raked in the dough!!! Way to go!!! Loving it!!! Congratulations on Top Story!!!
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Loved this. It's great that you made money from an embarrassing moment. Congrats on Top STORY.
Omg what a mixed bag of emotions this must have been huh? Perfect for the challenge though, and a great senryu. Congrats on TS!!
lol 😊 At least the tips came through 😊 Good one and congratulations on Top Story!
So much in so few lines (another night out in Montreal?) ;)
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Damn, didn't realise it was a senryu but glad you got a Top Story
No shame in showing skin. Well done for fessing up and great senryu oss!
Wow girl dang lol 😂 awesome tips tho
Get it girl! This was bombtastic!
NO! Thank goodness for tips. I am cringing as I read this. Worst nightmare, Heather. I hope you had nice knickers on.
Can't say this is heartfelt and relateable...LOL...but I love learning new things about you. And this was hilarious. Sure, we will just go along with you actually washing your hands...Congratulations on Top Story, my love!
Hahah!! I mean at least it was worth the embarrassment! 😅
Awesome 👍 congratulations on Your Top Story🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations. This was funny
Lol!!