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50 Shades of Grey

A #BookReviewHaiku

By J. S. WadePublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
50 Shades of Grey
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Teabag on the side-

Bitten lips, rolled eyes ~Desire.

Elevator rides.

🤍⛓️🔥🍦❤️

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For the Judey Kalchik #BookReviewHaiku unofficial challenge.

Surprised? That one of the hetero male persuasion would read this book? I read all three volumes of the trilogy. How else was I to know what all the fuss was about? 😎 Many critics pounded the writer with negativity. Reading their reviews it became obvious most never read the books and I wanted to be fair.

Sitting in the Philadelphia airport terminal on a two hour layover I pulled the first volume from my briefcase and read. A very attractive business woman, based on her navy blue suit dress, walked by, stopped and stared.

She said, “You can’t be reading that?” Being a bit snarky and tuned up a bit, I said, “Would you like to get some coffee?”

“I drink tea, and no thank you.”

“Bag on the side?”

I heard a “Humphhh” and I swear she rolled her eyes and marched away.

Thank goodness she didn’t bite her lip.

To many, I encroached on a realm they thought off limits but I just wanted to know what the fuss was all about. Besides I am major supporter of education and expanding my horizons.

By the way, my favorite moments, were the …

…Email exchanges. 🤣

Read Judey’s inaugural #BookReviewHaiku linked below.

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J. S. Wade

Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.

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