3 Kinds Of Men

There are three kinds of men.

The one that learns by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Men seldom discuss things because they think: "I know more than you do."

The average man has more non-thinking male relatives than thinking male relatives.

You can't polish a turd.

You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

The trouble with some men is they get very few chances to prove that they're right.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

He that has no sense in his head has no sense in his trousers.

He who can't make up his mind, doesn't know which end to piss in.

He that walks funny, is quick to laugh.

The man who has a million things to say, has a thousand things to learn.

Men seldom discuss things because they think: "I know more than you do."

The average man has more non-thinking male relatives than thinking male relatives.

Men seldom discuss things because they think: "I know more than you do."

Then an who thinks he knows it all, is sure to be wrong."

The two greatest mistakes one can make in life are to learn by imitating others and to try to learn by experience.

There are three kinds of men. Â The one that learns by reading. Â The few who learn by observation. Â The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

You can't polish a turd.

You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

He who has a million things to say, has a thousand things to learn.

Man makes his problems, and problems make man. Â There is no peace of mind for a man without solutions.

The hard, cold truth is that all men have got to go sometime. Â Sooner or later they all die.

Only in America, the nation of conspiracy theorists and banana republics, does the President presume to tell the American people when it is time to go to bed, get up in the morning, have breakfast, or fly their airplanes.

 The only test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Everything else is self-deception.

The most costly form of idiocy is the repetition of foolishness.

 You know you're getting old when you get the sense to get the bed covers straightened.

When you reach the end of the road, there are no new roads.

He that has a million things to say, has a thousand things to learn.

Man makes his problems, and problems make man. Â There is no peace of mind for a man without solutions.

Man is a mystery to himself and everyone else.

There are two kinds of intelligence: the logical kind and the intuitive kind.

The latter operates in another dimension, has different rules and in the end, will never produce the same result. For that reason it is called intuition.

He who has a million things to say, has a thousand things to learn.

A man's intelligence, like his looks, fades with the years.

The most costly form of idiocy is the repetition of foolishness.

Man is a mystery to himself and everyone else.

Everything else is self-deception.

He who has a million things to say, has a thousand things to learn.

The quest for knowledge is a journey into the mysteries of the human mind, the mysteries of the universe and of the meaning of life.

 You know you're getting old when you get the sense to get the bed covers straightened.

 It is necessary to learn a foreign language in order to understand the thoughts of other people.

Man makes his problems, and problems make man. Â He who has a million things to say, has a thousand things to learn.

If man always does what he ought, why is he there.