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The Office Kiss Mishap: Embracing Humor in the Rush

Finding Laughter and Love in the Chaos of the Morning Routine

By Jointdfw 79Published 10 months ago 3 min read
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One busy morning at the Johnsons' house, chaos ensued. Mr Johnson woke up late and panicked because he was worried that he would be late for an important meeting in his office. When his wife saw his agitation, she tried to calm him down with a touch of humour.

Wife: "Honey, what's wrong? Why are you in such a hurry?"

Husband: "Important meeting at work, late, afraid of getting angry!"

Wife: "Ah, don't worry too much; later the 'target' can confuse itself!"

Husband: "Yes, honey. I'm really freaking out! What should I do?"

Wife: "Before going to the office, read the rhymes first; let your mind be cheerful!"

Husband: "Rhymes? How was that?"

The wife smiled and started composing rhymes in a happy tone:

"In the rush without a mat, Overslept, late for work, and lazy as a result, Mistakes in the morning, no big deal. Just give me a kiss before your burden disappears there!"

Husband chuckled: "Your rhymes are cute, honey! It's true, I'm too uptight!"

Wife: "But seriously, you don't read the morning paper?"

Husband: "No need; they are in the office!"

Wife: "Then be careful! You could be a victim of fake news!"

Husband: "That's true! Just fake it; better get the information in person at the office!"

Wife: "Don't miss breakfast, so you don't run out of energy!"

Husband: "But I don't have time! How, honey?"

Wife: "Then bring some sandwiches; keep your energy up!"

Husband: "Yeah, maybe that's the best solution, honey!"

Wife: "How about your morning coffee?"

Husband: Oh, I should have brought it, so I can avoid the drowsiness in there!"

Wife, with a smile: "But what they can't replace is a goodbye kiss!"

Husband: "That's right, honey! You always give me sweet kisses!"

The husband is relieved that his wife understands his concerns and offers advice with a touch of humour. After giving out a loving goodbye kiss, he rushed to the office with renewed vigour and a smile on his face.

When he arrived at the office and in the meeting room, Mr Johnson proudly took on the role of entertainer by sharing the rhymes his wife had just given him. Boisterous laughter filled the room, making the atmosphere lighter and more cheerful.

In the noisy and fast-paced routine of the world of work, Mr Johnson learned that the cuteness and affection of his life partner are the important fuel that makes his life more colourful. He promised to cherish the little moments at home and not neglect the happiness the two of them could create together.

And so, in the rush of the morning rush, they learn that humour and advice from loved ones are the panaceas for facing life's challenges with a smile and joy.

In closing, there is one last rhyme that comes to Mr Johnson as he finishes a meeting in the office:

"Life doesn't always have to be serious. Find joy in trivial and simple things. A kiss from your loved one, a smile on a bright morning, Make humour and affection, the bringers of everlasting hope!"

With a new smile and enthusiasm, Mr Johnson returns home. He realizes that it is important to maintain a balance between the world of work and personal life, cherishing every cute and loving moment with his beloved partner.

And between the laughs and jokes, Mr Johnson and his wife continue to live their lives with humour and joy, weaving happy memories that continue to be a source of joy amidst the hubbub and bustle of the world.

In this story, we learn that in every second of life, there is room for laughter and joy. So, don't forget to embrace humour, encourage those closest to you, and create funny moments that adorn your journey in life.

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  • Judey Kalchik 10 months ago

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