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Sir Paul Pickle Pants to the Rescue, sort of
"Fuck a duck." Burp. Guinness hits different after a bar brawl. "I wish I'd never taken you to the North of England for our anniversary, Paul."
By Paul Stewartabout 6 hours ago in Humor
Gloria's Secret Guest / Gloria's Return
Gloria’s Return / The Board Meeting “Gloria, it’s a pleasure to have you back after a six-week leave of absence,” Oliver Olivier said.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 days ago in Humor
The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21. Top Story - November 2026.
If you missed Episode #20 you can see it here: The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21 “Gloria,” the doctor said as she walked into the hospital room, “the catheter is being removed today. The procedure was successful, and the infected fluid was drained. The abscess has now cleared up, and the diverticulitis flare-up is under control. You’ll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 15 days ago in Humor
Gimme Some Sugar
I treat female-only gatherings with the same enthusiasm as a funeral. Especially when the females are highly dolled up with dresses and are usually doing something with arts and crafts. I’m not girly, I’m not artsy, and when you put me in a room with women who ARE, I stick out like a sore thumb.
By Jessica Drake3 months ago in Humor
Jell-O Shots Didn't Help. Winner in Too Hot for This Challenge.
I peeled off my clothes one inch at a time, the sweat plastered on me making it difficult. Once my pants and undies were off, I snapped the blinds shut, then flung my bra and T-shirt across the room. Lifting my breasts, I swiped a palm beneath and felt the sweat, shaking it from my hand, watching it spiral outward.
By Andrea Corwin 3 months ago in Humor
Welcome to the Jungle: Singles Edition
Jennifer scrolled through the listing one more time before printing it out: a brand-new eco-lodge on the banks of the Rio Negro, seven days in private cabins, a white-sand river beach, guided excursions, and sunset cruises. She laid the printout on the table and smiled.
By Isidora Luna3 months ago in Humor
How I Survived the Summer Without Committing a Felony
I've come to believe there are two kinds of people in this world. People who think air conditioning is a luxury and those whose air conditioner dies during a 100-degree New York City heat wave.
By Anthony Chan4 months ago in Humor
The Day the Fan Declared War
I woke before daylight because my bedroom had reached the same temperature as fresh biscuits left inside a cast-iron skillet. There are people who claim a body grows accustomed to heat. Those people have either never experienced true summer or have made peace with lying to strangers.
By Tim Carmichael4 months ago in Humor
Where Art My Reads
Vocal, my love, what the hell is going on? The new editor is fab, but this update is a bit of a mess. Where are the reads? I don't doubt it is just a few teething issues, and you are doing your best to work through it. I can only imagine the amount of coffee and energy drinks you guys are consuming.
By Rosie J. Sargent4 months ago in Humor
Verification Vexation
Well, we made it through the shutdown, and now we're working with the new additions to the editor, which, I have to admit, will give me some trouble for a day or so. That's ok. I've found elements I really do like already, like the Poetry block. I managed to stumble through it with my last piece. With a little practice, I'm sure I'll grow to appreciate it all.
By Dana Crandell5 months ago in Humor
If he just weren't so curious...
A cricket player travels to see the first soccer match in his life. He stays at the same hotel where the best winning soccer team stays.
By Angela Neik6 months ago in Humor
So This is What Happened. Runner-Up in Sorry About That Challenge.
I’m sorry I moved your car keys. I was in bed scrolling through social media and then suddenly realised I was running late for a job interview.
By Sandy Gillman7 months ago in Humor