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PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT: The Uncontrollable Urge to Sneeze While Using Your Phone or Laptop
In what the Department of Common Catastrophes has declared “a growing national emergency,” experts are warning citizens about the overlooked menace plaguing millions of modern lives: the involuntary sneeze during moments of technological engagement.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of The Signs of The Times
⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡! I'm back yet again with another hilarious edition of Meme-ing Madness! In the last edition of this sporadically ongoing series, I informed everyone that the Future of Funny on Vocal depended on you. 🫵
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Area Man Has Successfully Navigated Entire Social Gathering by Just Nodding and Saying “Heh… Tell Me About It.”
SOMEWHERE, USA - In what experts are calling “a landmark achievement in verbal minimalism,” local resident Gary Mullins has reportedly endured an entire three-hour neighborhood cookout without expressing a single original thought.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Five Funny Facebook Friends
Comedy At The Stand in Newcastle Well, actually it’s six but fancied a fairly alliterative title. These are all comedians I have seen at the Stand in Newcastle (and other places) and to be quite honest, I enjoy watching them a lot more than most of the people you see on television, but maybe it's because they actually talk to me. I am just gonna say a little about them and where I first saw them.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 5 months ago in Humor
The 8 Things Your Uncle Screams at Every Soccer Game (And Why Every Family Has One)
## The Living Room Legend: That Uncle We All Know There are universal truths in this world. Water is wet. The sun rises in the east. And in every family, there exists an uncle who transforms into a head coach, international referee, and sports commentator the moment the national team steps onto the pitch.
By ELIAS PULIDO5 months ago in Humor
IDIOMS VS. IDIOTS: The Phrases That Make No Sense and the People Who Said Them Anyway
For centuries, humanity has traded in the sacred art of saying one thing and meaning another. These strange, sticky phrases, known as idioms, have infested every corner of our speech. They make us sound wise, even when we’re just repeating something our grandmother said after hitting her thumb with a hammer.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
DIY: Destroy It Yourself!
SOMEWHERE, USA - As fall fever spreads across the nation, so too does its most dangerous side effect: unearned confidence. Fueled by YouTube tutorials and misplaced optimism, millions of citizens are once again taking up tools they barely understand, in what experts are calling “the annual home improvement apocalypse.”
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
What Happens When the “Mother of Invention” Puts You Up for Adoption?
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By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Oh,WordPress had NO idea what they were asking me with this prompt and, as a result, y'all have no idea what you're about to endure on this prompt, either. Put your feet up, grab a cuppa, a good sense of humor, and buckle up. You're coming with me on a nostalgic road trip across country with me, Hubby, and my then three-year-old cat, Callie.
By Aspiring Author5 months ago in Humor
Murphy Has You on Speed Dial (And He’s Not Leaving a Voicemail)
There are people in this world who float through life untouched by the universe’s cruel little pranks. Their toast lands butter-side up, their headphones never tangle, and they’ve never once stubbed their toes on a table leg… And then… there’s you.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
