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A conundrum for two old farts (The Grumpy Old Men)! . Top Story - July 2026.
If you haven’t read any of the Grumpy Old Men series, Marty and Steve are two grumpy old men who live together. They have known each other for years. Marty has been a bachelor all his life.
By Calvin London3 months ago in Humor
Putin's Wifi Problem. Top Story - July 2026.
Putin died. He didn't even see the Pearly Gates, was sent straight down to hell. All the lowest-level demons had a lot of fun with him, turning his earthly nightmares into hell reality. There were sharp metal nails under his nail beds, Saddam Hussein-like public beatings and the noose, a bottle from Qaddafi's rear, Ceaușescu's firing squad, and many other ways and means of torture. His body was completely beaten and torn, even though it was all only in his mind and it regenerated during the short breaks between beatings and executions.
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Humor
THE SILENT TRAGEDY OF MEN IN THEIR 40s & 50s WHO SAY “NOICE”...
I. A NATION IN PERIL (AND WE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….) Across America, in living rooms decorated with mismatched throw pillows and half-assembled IKEA furniture, something tragic is unfolding. Something subtle. Something insidious. Something… deeply disturbing and quite frankly, unnecessary.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Laughing at the Wrong Things: Why Disability Humor Isn’t Dark, It’s How We Stay Alive
Disability humor is not a coping mechanism. It’s a survival strategy. People outside disability communities often hear our jokes and assume they’re bleak, edgy, or “too much.” But inside the community, humor is one of the most powerful tools we have for connection, resilience, and cultural identity. It’s not about making light of disability. It’s about making disability livable.
By Tracy Stine3 months ago in Humor
Persephone’s Pool
Ares, of course, was team Apollo, and Aphrodite joined Dionysus on his side of the net. Eris and Pan joined them while Athena and Themis joined Apollo and Ares. Hermes was up in a lifeguard stand. How’d he get here ahead of me? Oh, yeah—he was wearing his sandals.
By Harper Lewis 4 months ago in Humor
COLOR THEORY: THE GREAT BEIGE CONSPIRACY
Growing evidence suggests that the modern world has entered a full-blown chromatic meltdown. What once was simple - red, blue, yellow, green, white, black, tan - has been replaced by a sprawling, pretentious, psychologically destabilizing riot of color names so ridiculous, they should require a warning label.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Where Art My Reads
Vocal, my love, what the hell is going on? The new editor is fab, but this update is a bit of a mess. Where are the reads? I don't doubt it is just a few teething issues, and you are doing your best to work through it. I can only imagine the amount of coffee and energy drinks you guys are consuming.
By Rosie J. Sargent4 months ago in Humor
Verification Vexation
Well, we made it through the shutdown, and now we're working with the new additions to the editor, which, I have to admit, will give me some trouble for a day or so. That's ok. I've found elements I really do like already, like the Poetry block. I managed to stumble through it with my last piece. With a little practice, I'm sure I'll grow to appreciate it all.
By Dana Crandell4 months ago in Humor
Cousins and Chaos
Oh, what now? After seeing to the creation of the baths and dealing with some of the stronger personalities in the family, I needed another bath. After descending the agate steps, I swam underwater for a moment, and when I broke the surface of the water with my head back to sweep my hair off my face, I saw Hermes’s Camaro of the sky careening through the air with Circe and Calypso as charioteers. I exited my bath and strode through my chambers to my innermost room, the one where I kept my technological devices and called over to Elysium and alerted the constable what was incoming and to send my cousins back to the palace before I sent the furies to fetch them back to the immortal realm.
By Harper Lewis 4 months ago in Humor
