An Autumn Attitude Adjustment! 😁🙌

Notification: this will be crude, rude, and vulgar. You're welcome. {This doesn't fall into the category of a Warning because you already expect this. Get real. }

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⚡ Hello again! 👋😁

It's me: __Lightning Bolt⌁↯⚡↯⌁!!!

I'm back to bring you an entirely new form of comedic entertainment we're going to call...⌁

~҉-҉↯҉-҉~ An Attitude Adjustment!!! ~҉-҉↯҉-҉~

I'd like to tell you this is your Weekly Attitude Adjustment and do it regularly, but the truth is I'm just not that dependable.

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For years I did this wildly successful series called Meme-ing Madness, where I dug up the finest memes the Internet currently provided and presented them with my own hilarious comments.

But I've basically taking that to a whole other level where I still bring you memes, but also a whole lot more! You'll see!

It's been months since I've done anything like this. My brain shorted out with seizures recently-- that and other crazy things in my life kinda wrecked my personality for awhile. But I might have found evidence it still exists.

You 🫵 be the judge.

I'll still bring you bunches of hilarious Memes that will surely make you either chortle or guffaw or at least snicker (depending on your regional dialect, your dietary habits, and your genetic make-up.) I've assembled a few Public Service Announcements designed as life hacks and friendly warnings that help you have a safer life. There is an Audience Participation section. And wait until you see the Fun Videos I've collected wind this puppy up!

If all that sounds complicated-- it's not. All this is presented to adjust your attitude in a heartening way.

You'll see.

~҉-҉↯҉-҉~Let's get started, shall we?

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⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#1) — Feeling Compassionate

"That's how she comforted your dad in sad times."

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#2) — Feeling Abundant

I thought I was going to have to try throwing the circuit breaker or plunge the toilet again and either way there were risks.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#3) — Feeling Abundant

That said: you are correct in assuming I'm great for sex.

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⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#4) — Feeling Mischievous

In all situations similar to this one, relaxation is the key.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#5) — Feeling Like a Quack

I think I figured out why there is no Duck Fil-A.
🤔

I think it's because dyslexics are too likely to be the D and F juxtaposed and get pissed about the wait.

⚡_____ ⚡ o(一︿一+)o⚡ _____ ⚡

A SERIOUS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

You actually should be fucking right now.

END 1st ANNOUNCEMENT

~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯҉-҉~

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#6) — feeling Batman Should Know Better than to Fraternize

Villains aren't just a superstitious, cowardly lot.

They're also kind of pissy.


⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#7) — feeling indecisive about the PoV for what I'm writing next

Conspiratorial voice: The Deep State actually wrote everything while I They kept me strung out on drugs

Inactive voice: I'll get around to reading your book later

Online voice: WOW! I know a bestseller when I see it!!!
Other Online voice: This shit sucks.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#8) — Feeling Disillusioned

This is how China plans to retaliate after meeting with Trump.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#9) — Feeling Educational

10. Buy ten things a day on the Taco Bell app for ten days and then maintain the willpower to only eat eat nine a day for nine days-- with red sauce added.
11. Sleep with a Cuisinart under your pillow.
12. Every day at 4:20 some weed with anyone named Bill.
︵‿︵ ~҉-҉↯҉-҉~ and when all else fails...
13. Rename it the name of your last ex, tell it you'll love it and sleep with if forever, then watch how quickly it goes away on its own.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#10) — Feeling Wide Awake at 5 am

You know what I wondered about? I've always wondered how people were able to even communicate at all with people at all before instant messages and I wonder why I need to wonder about that because I was alive before instant messages.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#11) — Feeling A Need to Explain

This👆 is what I'm talking about. Phone messaging makes our lives so much easier!

⚡_____ ⚡ o(一︿一+)o⚡ _____ ⚡

ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Not to be used if you're colorblind, dyslexic, or prone to dating.

END 2nd ANNOUNCEMENT

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⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#12) — Feeling Like a Physicist

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#13 — Feeling Betrayed

Me: I thought I was paying you for validation!

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#14) — Feeling Like a Quack

Clearly, he married her for her tits and not her sense of humor.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#15) — Feeling Like I Know On this Topic than Freakin' Bhudda

In my case, it's ~҉-҉↯҉-҉~ "With great power comes with an electric personality."~҉-҉↯҉-҉~

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⚡_____ ⚡ o(一︿一+)o⚡ _____ ⚡

ONE FINAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

AI. Analysis: Recommend DO, especially when Dumbing.

END 3rd PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#16) — Feeling Confidential

They just want you to think that.

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#17) — Feeling Like A Superhero

Actually, I'm already a well-known superhero, of course.

I'm ___Lightning Bolt⚡!

But I'm always interviewing for new sidekicks.


⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#18) — Feeling Exposed

Well, we all know where that relationship was headed.

Maybe.

#complicated times

⚡_____ ⚡ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ⚡ _____ ⚡

#19) — Feeling Like This Is the End

I'm thankful for Spotify.

It's hard to imagine (remember) the laborious shit our forebearers had to go through to add to their butt lists.

That's it with memes! I'm stopping just one short of twenty just to be a bitch!

So now it's time for...

⌁⌁⌁↯ AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!!!↯

For this ridiculous horseshit spectacle, just reveal your answer in the comments. Drop it there. Leave it at the end of all the comments, where the sun don't shine.

{Of you can always message me if your name is something you are particularly proud of.}

We're all authors here.
We have no shame.

So tell us...

This is not a first-come/first-serve participation event so don't feel pressured to answer until you're good and drunk.

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~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯҉-҉~~҉-҉↯

And now...

Here are...

THE VIDEOS!!! 🎥 👏👏👏

I'll be bringing you some of the funniest videos I found. I am fully aware humor is subjective. But it shouldn't be. You should laugh just as hard at the following shit as I do.

Just sayin.

First up, check this👇 old guy out!

Andy Huggins has become one of my All-Time favorite comedians in the last few months ago. The older you are, the more inclined to find this guy hilarious, I think. But that might be confirmation bias or something because I'm old and I find Andy hilarious.

NEXT...

Your Classic Comedic Moment.

Remember before the horrors of explosive diarrhea of '26, back when David Letterman worked at Taco Bell? 🥹

Simpler times.

This is how crazy things now are in '26.

Suddenly we can't even trust weed.....?

That's fucked up.

And finally...

WARNING-- this last one👇 isn't for the faint of heart, but I think it's necessary for you to have this information about sphincters.

I'm spreading awareness. 😂🤣

Okay.
That's it!
I'm outta here.

Let me know how you feel about this of your first Attitude Adjustments!

Did it change your attitude?

<will not be held legally responsible if it didn't>

~҉-҉↯҉-҉~

_________________Bolt⚡

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS:

For any of you who were not somehow uplifted by this Attitude Adjustment <seek professional help> I still have one last card to play....

Thank you! Drive safely!