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A Journey Through the Compassion Chronicles
In a bustling city, amidst the cacophony of daily life, there exists a quiet revolution—a shift in perspective that transcends judgment and embraces understanding. This is the story of how a single question transformed the lives of many, weaving through the narratives of empathy, introspection, and human connection.
Samuel KirubiPublished 28 days ago in HumorA Farmers’ Sexy Greediness & The Carpenter.
A carpenter's goose, which had produced six eggs, passed away one day. After delivering the eggs to his farmer neighbor, the carpenter stated:
Chuks Gad NwaigwePublished about a month ago in HumorThe Pizza Man
In the bustling streets of the city, where the aroma of freshly baked dough mingles with the tantalizing scent of melted cheese and savory toppings, there exists a hero of modern times – the pizza delivery man. Armed with nothing but a trusty vehicle and a stack of piping hot pizzas, he navigates through traffic and treacherous weather to bring joy and satisfaction to hungry customers far and wide.
sudip tarafderPublished 2 months ago in HumorWhy Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
Mike Singleton - MikeydredPublished 2 months ago in Humor- Top Story - February 2024
Pizza Everything
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
Leslie WritesPublished 2 months ago in Humor Letter From The Unknown, And The Reply, Also From The Unknown.
Letter from the unknown: Dear Unknown, Are you really unknown? I think I know you. You're a smart ass, and I don't know how to outsmart you.
Carol TownendPublished 3 months ago in HumorThoughts About Cindy
Cindy turned ninety two weeks ago. It was just another day for her though. She went into the lounge and all the flowers, about 28 bouquets, that arrived from friends, family, acquaintances and associates, beautifully decorated her home. She asked one of her staff members, "have you ever seen anything like this?' She was certainly flattered to receive so many bouquets. He politely said no, although what he actually thought was 'yeah, at a funeral'.
HummingbirdPublished 3 months ago in Humor10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
Dirk Le RouxPublished 3 months ago in HumorTinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
Steven Christopher McKnightPublished 3 months ago in Humorprank payback
We all know that one person who takes pranks too far, as Reddit user TarzanIsMyPony once did. He worked with a woman who went a bit overboard with the pranks, whether it was slipping inappropriate slides into Tarzan's PowerPoint presentations or hiding her coworker's car keys, and then leaving the office. She was reprimanded a few times, but that didn't seem to stop her. And then one morning after his birthday celebrations, Tarzan came into the office very hungover. He reached for a bottle of water on his desk and took several huge gulps (Tarzan gulping) before realizing that it wasn't water, it was vodka. As he suddenly hurled everywhere, his prank-happy coworker started laughing herself silly. (coworker cackling) She was reprimanded again, but showed almost no remorse. And so Tarzan decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. Knowing she was an avid dog lover and vegan, he decided to hit her where it hurt. Before she came to the office one morning, he printed out a bunch of lost dog posters, pinning them up outside the office and a few local establishments. And she fell for it, picking one up and asking around the office if anyone had seen the poor pooch. Obviously, being a total fabrication, no one had. The next day though, Tarzan brought in some fake fur and a collar he'd purchased online along with a liter of red corn syrup. Once she arrived at the office, Tarzan slipped out and made a beeline for her car. He smeared the corn syrup along the side of the car, peppered it with the fake fur, and left the collar snagged in the wheel arch. To anyone none the wiser it looked like she'd hit a dog. Tarzan then returned to his desk and waited for the fireworks to fly. And it wasn't long before someone put the missing dog posters and the crime scene of the car together, and management called her over to take a look. She was distraught. She couldn't explain what had happened, but could only conclude that she must have hit the missing dog, which the entire office now knew about. She was so horrified and distraught that at no point did she or anyone else realize that any of the setup was a fake. And so the annoying, (Tarzan whistling) dog-loving vegan prankster soon became known throughout the office as a heartless dog killer. And Tarzan didn't correct anyone. She quit not long after. I guess she figured her dog days were over.
Satire News Story- Joe Biden’s Zombie Transformation
This article provides a humorous take on current events by depicting President Joe Biden’s transformation into a zombie and the comedic portrayal of public perception.
Timothy A RowlandPublished 3 months ago in HumorWhy Gen X is the Worst Generation
I must say it appears that Gen X is the most annoying generation so far. I was born in the early 1970's so that means I am a Gen Xer and most of my generation are annoying, taking about a time that never existed. I thought the Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation were annoying when I was a kid but Gen X takes the cake. They complain about Gen Z being weak, which I agree, but whose fault is that?
Ferrari KingPublished 3 months ago in Humor