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A Roommate Apologizes.... Top Story - May 2026.
Note: More cleaning up has revealed more documents I thought were lost for good. I found the following apology - spelling errors and all - on an old computer. It comes from a former roommate who's name has been removed from the document and my thoughts. And if any of you think it is unfair to post this, please be advised that he was a spoiled brat, pain in the neck, the reason why my laptop got stolen, and one of the people who abandoned me when the hydro bill came in and the power was cut.
By Kendall Defoe 5 months ago in Humor
Why Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?. Content Warning.
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 5 months ago in Humor
Meme-ing Mad As Hell At Vocal
⚡ I was doing another masterpiece of comedy when all my work-- like 2 and a half hours worth of work-- suddenly disappeared. I hit some button or combination of buttons and the damn thing SAVED in tatters.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
𝓘𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓜𝓮. Content Warning.
A Letter Sent 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝒾𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝐼 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓁𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓁, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓁𝓉, 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 6 months ago in Humor
How to Make Your Own Meme From a Photo. AI-Generated.
If you want to make your own meme, you do not need fancy editing skills or a huge social media following. What you really need is a photo with a clear mood, a simple idea, and a caption that helps people recognize the joke in seconds.
By John6 months ago in Humor
Middle-Aged Man in Ohio Changes World by Sharing His Political Opinions Online
This week, Greg Schneider of Cleveland Ohio, unleashed a series of political opinions in all capitals upon X, Bluesky, and Medium.com that he hopes alter the trajectory of human civilization.
By Scott Christenson🌴6 months ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Ten things I’ve Learned from watching Naked and Afraid…So Far…. Content Warning.
10. The world is not a safe place, all kinds of little wildlife is out there that can seriously cause harm or death. Season 1, Episode 1 producer Steve Rankin was bitten by a Fur-de-lance and nearly lost his life while scouting a location for the first episode of Naked and Afraid.
By Cassie Moore7 months ago in Humor
If We Took Instructions Literally, Civilization Would Collapse by Thursday
We live in a society held together by one fragile, invisible thread: the collective understanding that no one is taking the instructions literally. This is the unspoken covenant of civilization.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
I Tried to Be Mature—It Didn’t Take
Let me begin with a confession: I am thirty-four years old, gainfully employed, pay my taxes on time (mostly), and own a blender I have used exactly twice. By all outward measures, I am an adult. And yet, certain childhood reflexes cling to me like glitter after a craft project—impossible to fully remove, sparkling at the worst possible moments.
By HearthMen9 months ago in Humor
What Hearing People Should Stop Saying to Deaf or Hard of Hearing Folks (With Sarcastic Responses)
Here's a list of things people are still saying to Deaf and Hard of Hearing People that make us cringe. Warning: Sarcasm ahead. If you prefer gentle content, I hear the internet has plenty of cat videos.
By Tracy Stine9 months ago in Humor
Finding a Needle in a Stack of Needles...
I. PILGRIMS OF THE WRONG PHRASES Idioms are supposed to help us communicate. They’re meant to give us little nuggets of clarity. Poetic shorthand. Verbal seasoning. Linguistic sprinkles.
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor