prank payback
We all know that one person who takes pranks too far, as Reddit user TarzanIsMyPony once did. He worked with a woman who went a bit overboard with the pranks, whether it was slipping inappropriate slides into Tarzan's PowerPoint presentations or hiding her coworker's car keys, and then leaving the office. She was reprimanded a few times, but that didn't seem to stop her. And then one morning after his birthday celebrations, Tarzan came into the office very hungover. He reached for a bottle of water on his desk and took several huge gulps (Tarzan gulping) before realizing that it wasn't water, it was vodka. As he suddenly hurled everywhere, his prank-happy coworker started laughing herself silly. (coworker cackling) She was reprimanded again, but showed almost no remorse. And so Tarzan decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. Knowing she was an avid dog lover and vegan, he decided to hit her where it hurt. Before she came to the office one morning, he printed out a bunch of lost dog posters, pinning them up outside the office and a few local establishments. And she fell for it, picking one up and asking around the office if anyone had seen the poor pooch. Obviously, being a total fabrication, no one had. The next day though, Tarzan brought in some fake fur and a collar he'd purchased online along with a liter of red corn syrup. Once she arrived at the office, Tarzan slipped out and made a beeline for her car. He smeared the corn syrup along the side of the car, peppered it with the fake fur, and left the collar snagged in the wheel arch. To anyone none the wiser it looked like she'd hit a dog. Tarzan then returned to his desk and waited for the fireworks to fly. And it wasn't long before someone put the missing dog posters and the crime scene of the car together, and management called her over to take a look. She was distraught. She couldn't explain what had happened, but could only conclude that she must have hit the missing dog, which the entire office now knew about. She was so horrified and distraught that at no point did she or anyone else realize that any of the setup was a fake. And so the annoying, (Tarzan whistling) dog-loving vegan prankster soon became known throughout the office as a heartless dog killer. And Tarzan didn't correct anyone. She quit not long after. I guess she figured her dog days were over.