prank payback

We all know that one person who takes pranks too far, as Reddit user TarzanIsMyPony once did. He worked with a woman who went a bit overboard with the pranks, whether it was slipping inappropriate slides into Tarzan's PowerPoint presentations or hiding her coworker's car keys, and then leaving the office. She was reprimanded a few times, but that didn't seem to stop her. And then one morning after his birthday celebrations, Tarzan came into the office very hungover. He reached for a bottle of water on his desk and took several huge gulps (Tarzan gulping) before realizing that it wasn't water, it was vodka. As he suddenly hurled everywhere, his prank-happy coworker started laughing herself silly. (coworker cackling) She was reprimanded again, but showed almost no remorse. And so Tarzan decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. Knowing she was an avid dog lover and vegan, he decided to hit her where it hurt. Before she came to the office one morning, he printed out a bunch of lost dog posters, pinning them up outside the office and a few local establishments. And she fell for it, picking one up and asking around the office if anyone had seen the poor pooch. Obviously, being a total fabrication, no one had. The next day though, Tarzan brought in some fake fur and a collar he'd purchased online along with a liter of red corn syrup. Once she arrived at the office, Tarzan slipped out and made a beeline for her car. He smeared the corn syrup along the side of the car, peppered it with the fake fur, and left the collar snagged in the wheel arch. To anyone none the wiser it looked like she'd hit a dog. Tarzan then returned to his desk and waited for the fireworks to fly. And it wasn't long before someone put the missing dog posters and the crime scene of the car together, and management called her over to take a look. She was distraught. She couldn't explain what had happened, but could only conclude that she must have hit the missing dog, which the entire office now knew about. She was so horrified and distraught that at no point did she or anyone else realize that any of the setup was a fake. And so the annoying, (Tarzan whistling) dog-loving vegan prankster soon became known throughout the office as a heartless dog killer. And Tarzan didn't correct anyone. She quit not long after. I guess she figured her dog days were over.

(screen wipe whooshes) Don't Mess With Meemaw. If there's one rule to follow in life, it's to never mess with old people. No seriously, even the kindest, sweetest, little old meemaw can be a master of revenge. As Reddit user Remote-Syllabub7412 learned. They were visiting their grandparents when they noticed the lot next to their house was empty. Weird, there had definitely been a house there before. They asked their grandparents where it had gone, and boy did they have a story. Apparently the neighbors who had lived there were unpleasant. They were loud, aggressive, and their son had even broken into the grandparent's house, stealing and pawning off some of the grandfather's guitar collection. Luckily, everything was insured and the son was sent to jail, but that just made the family even harder to deal with. They were even louder, more aggressive, and in the end, just straight up started harassing them on a daily basis. (tree branches crashing) So Syllabub's grandma got to thinking. The house they were living in was rented, but the landlord didn't bother with upkeep and it hadn't been maintained properly in years. With that in mind, grandma called the local authorities with concerns about the property, and soon someone official-looking came out to do a routine inspection. The state of the house was so bad it was deemed unfit to live in, and within a few days, the neighbors were moved out by their landlord. But now the landlord was angry and after learning it was Syllabub's grandma who'd reported the house, he began hurling insults and abuse at them whenever he drove by. But grandma wasn't done there, not by a long shot. She made frequent calls every day for weeks to a whole bunch of different state services, complaining about the house and the danger it posed. This meant the landlord was hit with a bunch of fines, however, he refused to pay them. So eventually, everything got escalated to the courts. When he didn't show up for his court date, though, a warrant was issued for his arrest. Eventually, after a few months of the landlord not showing, a demolition team arrived at the house, and within a week, (bulldozers rumbling) it'd been bulldozed. So not only did meemaw get rid of her bad neighbors, but she also made sure she'd never have to deal with bad neighbors ever again. Moral of the story, do not mess with the elderly. (screen wipe whooshes) Itching for revenge.