20 Minutes of Babble

This is my attempt at an unofficial challenge shared by Judey Kalchick to write 100 thoughts in 20 minutes. I cannot guarantee that I will succeed, but I will give it my best Holmes effort.

Here is Judey's version:

1. Let's go!
2. How can I have 100 thoughts in 20 minutes when I have less than 100 brain cells?
3. Does one thought equal one brain cell, or can I get a 2 for 1?
4. Am I going off the rails already?
5. Why do cats have teeth?
6. Cats would be easier to deal with if they didn't have teeth, or claws for that matter?
7. Will constantly back spacing to fix my spelling errors cause me to fail?
8. Do I really give a shit?
9. Why am I asking so many questions?
10. Cats are assholes! Well, at least some of the time.
11. I have a cat and dog on my mousepad.
12. My mousepad is filthy. I think I need a new one.
13. It's a beautiful sunny day today. I hope it doesn't get too hot though.
14. I used to love summer when I was younger, but now I'm more a spring/fall type girl.
15. What's your favourite season?
16. Don't say summer or we can't be friends.
17. Do you even want to be my friend?
18. Paul should do this. He could do 100 thoughts about donuts. No problem.
19. Actually, I think Heather mentioned donuts. You should read hers as well.
20. No, I'm not wasting my 20 minutes trying to link Heather's entry. Look it up.
21. Did you know my brothers tried to hang me?
22. It's true. You can read about it in his interview with Heather.
23. Look it up.
24. I have family pictures all over my walls and they are waiting for me to fail.
25. One quarter through, 8 minutes already.
26. This is hard.
27. Judey, what have you done to me?
28. My brain is starting to hurt
29. Little bitchy brain is calling me a failure already.
30. I shall push through, with or without support from the useless walnut in my skull.
31. How can I get this done faster.
32. I really need to stop worrying about typos and edit later.
33. I'm not sure if that allowed though.
34. I'm getting hungry.
35. I don't know why though, it's not that close to lunch.
36. Maybe I need a donut. Right, Paul?
37. The damn phone is ringing. That's not gonna help.
38. Why do spiders have 8 eyes?
39. Hold on. Maybe that's 8 legs.
40. How many eyes to spiders have?
41. I swear it's 8.
42. Is anyone entering the Vocal awards?
43. I'm considering it, but not sure.
44. I need to get a drink, but I can't get up right now.
45. Why am I so slow at this?
46. I've given up on fixing typos.
47. I don't even care if it's cheating to edit later.
48. I want some chocolate.
49. Actually screw that. I need a beer.
50. I'm half way and have 5 minutes left.
51. Epic failure.
52. I think I'm too stressed.
53. I'm also realizing all these thoughts are about the same.
54. At least i think they are. I don't remember.
55. What's my name?
56. Officially 5 minutes left.
57. I wonder what Abigail is up to now?
58. She's too quiet.
59. I hope she doesn't jump on the keyboard.
60. I wish it was hockey season.
61. I miss my Leafs, even though they're losers.
62. I guess I shouldn't judge them two harshly since I'm about to be a loser on this challenge.
63. Loser with a big fat L.
64. Almost 2/3 done.
65. One step closer.
66. Okay. 2/3 done. What an accomplishment.
67. Matthew was supposed to have a pic of an otter but he didn't post it.
68. I love otters.
69. I love all animals actually.
70. I think I like animals more than most people.
71. I have 30 to go and I am truly running out of brain cells.
72. Not to mention running out of time.
73. Remind me not to enter impossible challenges.
74. Truly though, this is fun, even though I'm about to fail.
75. 3/4 done and one minute left.
76. Should I even bother to finish?
77. Absolutely. I ain't no quitter.
78. Just 22 more lines of utter nonsense.
79. I don't even care if the math is wrong.
80. Loud loser buzz!!
81. I'm out of time.
82. What is time anyway?
83. Hold on! I just had a thought (miracle right?)
84. What time zone was the person in who presented this challenge?
85. Maybe I have another hour.
86. Yeah, yeah I know 20 minutes is 20 minutes.
87. But what is a minute?
88. If you say 60 seconds, I'm gonna just....
89. Never mind. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
90. Ten more thoughts to go.
91. Possibly less than 10 remaining brain cells.
92. There's a warning light flashing in my brain.
93. "Stop thinking Cathy, or we'll initiate shutdown protocols."
94. Okay, I've officially gone off the rails.
95. Was I ever actually on the rails?
96. If I was on the rails, wouldn't I get run over by the train?
97. That sounds pretty dangerous. Maybe I'm best off staying away from the rails.
98. 2 more thoughts after this. I ran out of time 4 minutes ago, but what the heck.
99. I'm think my brain has officially given up.
100. You'll be glad to know, I'm finally done!