comedy
Humor and comedy in the science fiction and fantasy space.
Using The Right Hashtags To Promote Your Business On TikTok
The popularity of TikTok is skyrocketing at an incredible rate. It is one of the social media apps that is used the most frequently because it has more than 1.2 billion monthly active users.
EstalontechPublished 2 years ago in FuturismVertical Video Byte Dance Income Stream
Are you interested in making use of the vertical video option? You really ought to be! The structure of short-form videos was helpful to a large number of independent creators who wanted to reach a wider audience.
EstalontechPublished 2 years ago in FuturismLooking Back to the Future
Back in the 1970s days of yore my high school science teacher, a geeky guy who loved sci-fi and emerging technology, was trying to share his excitement with the class. He asked us to imagine the future.
Vivian R McInernyPublished 2 years ago in FuturismCaught In A Monologue
Monologue I have had a wide range of issues of late. I lost my employment. My canine took off. The duties are generally there. My vehicle stalled. I got a horrible rash that I'd perfer not to discuss at the present time. Gracious, and my bath haphazardly detonated. Detonated. Try not to inquire. I don't have any idea. I mean genuinely! I'm making an effort not to scrutinize the universe or anything, yet that sort of stuff downright doesn't occur! It definiatly demolished my day. Furthermore, I could go on and on about the poop that is on daytime TV these days.
Zulqarnain HaiderPublished 2 years ago in FuturismThe Flying Car Future Was Decades Ago?
When you were a kid, did you and your friends ever ask each other what kind of animal you would want to be? Did you have a go-to answer? I did. It was always the peregrine falcon. Because more than anything, I wanted to fly.
David BrandyPublished 2 years ago in FuturismReceivers
Nobody can hear a scream in the vacuum of space, or so they say. Thank God for the written word, I guess. What is it they say? “It’s harder to silence a pen than a sniper rifle”? Yes, I know that’s not actually it. I just needed a better hook than that lame pen vs sword thing. Oh shit, there I go, my mind getting way off course. This thought to text technology is still so difficult for me, as a person whose mind always seems to be going a million miles a minute. Fuck, I’m doing it again… Ok, let’s start over.
The Barone Brothers
"No body can hear a scream in the vacuum of space, or so they say" Jimmy said while he looked at his brother through the cockpit window. His chin resting on his thumb and index finger in a mocking attempt to convey intellectual thought.
Daniel L LarsonPublished 2 years ago in FuturismRüg~My.visuaL’$
Rug My VisuaL’$ -1 Malls I fucking hate malls, people who drop their kids off with money or plastic though! It’s why I’m here right now. I’m meeting up with some kid who’s probably only eighteen and a part of the Stags click. New age tech punks with spun up mesh kits who idolizes the movie character from American Psycho. They are a big ass gang and recruit in college campuses and high end strips where wearing suits with shorts and stompers are a thing. Don’t get it twisted daddy’s crypto bought this kids build and it’s top tear.
Cranial OrigamiPublished 2 years ago in FuturismRüg~My.visuaL’$
Rug My Visual’$-3 Swap A few days later I was in a bad mood even though I had planned this out for the last two weeks. I had a full schedule set with plenty of activities that I felt would be both fun and ridiculous at the same time. My first stop was to a show at the Backdoor. One of my favorite bands (Push Me) was playing queer core and I had no doubts I could sell a bunch stock while there. The reason I’m in a bad mood is the fact that while I’m in line a bear 🐻 and his butch 🧔♀️ wrangler we’re talking shit about my choice of dress. Of course I had on my cow suit and cape but I had a tight half cut white neckless t-shirt on. I had wrote [Got Milk] on it with a graffiti mop in pink paint. On my face I had put XO under my left eye and OX under my right eye. I drew a crude dick on my chin with hearts for balls and a 💦 at the tip. I even had gold vampire teeth in my grill as a topper.
Cranial OrigamiPublished 2 years ago in Futurism- Top Story - December 2021
South Park Predicts The Future
A recent South Park episode got me thinking about a potentially troubling version of the future. The South Park Post Covid Special aired a few days ago on Paramount Plus, whatever that is, and it featured the boys 40 years into the future, when the pandemic is finally coming to an end.
Chris HudsonPublished 2 years ago in Futurism Local Idiot Somehow Creates Artificially Intelligent Machine using Deep Learning, Predictive Analytics, and an Artificial Neural Network Accidentally Developed with Synthetic Biology and Nanotechnology
Local idiot Timmy Timmerson somehow created the worlds first artificially intelligent machine today. He is reported to have accidentally used deep learning and predictive analytics techniques with an artificial neural network he somehow built in his garage. Apparently, the work was funded for some unknown reason with bitcoins and blockchain by tech titan Elon Musk, the ex Dr. Who actor who played Captain Jack Harkness on the show. Elon, who sometimes goes by the name of John Barrowman accidentally used virtual reality to transfer the bitcoins into Mr. Timmerson’s super saver checking account at the local fifth third bank where he previously kept his entire life savings of $44.32. As of today, the value of the account stands at roughly six billion dollars. Mr. Musk, who also played mustachioed porn star Elon Musk in the 1970s where his character was said to have a scent no woman could resist, was reportedly excited to have somehow contributed to the ground breaking achievement without his knowledge or consent.
Everyday JunglistPublished 3 years ago in FuturismPredicting The Future Can't Be That Hard! Especially If The My Pillow Guy Can Do It.
Really, I really wasn't planning on publishing anything anymore. I had planned on stopping at 199, but today I read through something that I thought was funny, even comical, considering this is America. Apparently, there's a billionaire that thinks he can predict the future of the American political arena. We all know him, the My Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell has made yet another prediction that former President Donald Trump will be reinstated by 2022. Apparently, there is some secret crystal ball or perhaps a witchy brew that Mike Lindell has at his disposal. If a billionaire thinks he's got this one all to himself then he's got a lesson to learn.
Jason Ray MortonPublished 3 years ago in Futurism