I have been itching to try my hand at haiku again, but I wanted to make it sexy. So I challenge you, make a filthy haiku. Unleash your inner sexy God or Goddess and be divine. We are amazing humans with so much power in our bodies. I owe this revival to the book “Fuck Like A Goddess”, a great book for awakening that fire within. I think sometimes as women we forget just how sexy and amazing we can be. We just get lost in the every day and the rational and forget to let ourselves loose. I will read quite a few of these haikus on the podcast for a later episode as well! That is if you are okay with that! I'm very excited to read what people bring to the table!
For those who don't know a haiku is a form of poetry made of three lines. The first line is five syllables. The second line is seven syllables. The third line is five syllables.
Make sure to come and link them here. Let's get horny with poetry! 🔥
My two favorites will receive a $5 tip, and selections will be made Sept 30th.
In true Vocal fashion
1st Place- Hannah Moore
This particular set of haikus and commentary was so enjoyable and funny that I couldn't help but think Hannah would be a fun friend to drink with. Great haikus, sexy and sultry, not to mention hitting the 600-word lim was truly astounding!
2nd Place- S.A Crawford
This series of haikus used descriptive words that left me, well feeling like I watched a really well-thought-out rom-com with some soft porn (my favorite type of movie!)
And an added Value who will also receive a tip!
For this raunchy and playful addition.
Here is mine:
Caress my power
Lick from my toes to my lips
Panting and waiting
The taste of you on my tongue
Breathless for much more
Fuck me hard and deep
Bring my legs over my head
Call me a good girl
Call out my name, dear
Our pleasure reaching the end
We are one once more
And because there is always a word limit I will continue on about why I wanted to do this challenge. Not only am I a huge fan of haiku, but I'm a huge advocate for sexual health and wellness. I believe it's not something to shy away from. When I ask people the biggest secret to staying married, quite a few of them respond with sex. They say, we are super attracted to each other and want no one else. I really hope that's something that is true. If you need more inspiration for this challenge there is a podcast called “Dying for Sex” which is good and “Sex with Emily”.
Not to mention I have been rewatching “Outlander” for the one-thousandth time and there is quite a bit of sex scenes. There is almost nothing better than a Scottish accent. Well, except for a Brazilian accent, shout out to my Brazilian Husband! Anyway, I adore “Outlander” as a series so much. I think Jamie is a perfect character. The sex scenes are also amazing, the book doesn't go into as much detail but I like the show's take on it. I need to visit Scotland. I'm hoping to go to Ireland soon too, I loved “Leapyear” and it made me want to go. Irish accents are also pretty great. How would I rate those accents? Brazilian is obviously in first, followed closely by a Russian accent. I would love to go to Russia. Wow, this went off the rails! I have been noticing so many haikus again, and after someone kindly pointed out my syllable count was off I knew I needed redemption. Therefore, I wanted to make more haikus, and I finally found a syllable counter online. I have to say once you know how many syllables you have the writing becomes easier! Where would we be without technology? I have no idea. I can not believe I am not at six hundred words yet. I am close, and for that, I'm grateful as everyone reading this rambling is grateful.