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Kitchen Fun Time
For Jazzy Gonclaves Filthy Haiku Challenge
Let's get it on, babe
Do it in the kitchen, hon
Make a sticky mess
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Don't you hesitate
You know you'll love it, darling
Take my hand, my love
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We can go slow, or
Whip things up in a frenzy
Just don't dare stop yet
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So hot and dirty
Covered in sweat and breathless
Cake baking is fun
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Thanks for reading!
Author's Notes: Forgot to put this bit in when I originally posted it. This sat for 24 hours nearly or something waiting to be a pproved, which makes me laugh. Anyway...This is for the ever-supportive and creative Jazzy Goncalves' (See I can spell her name correctly, despite what the subtitle currently suggests) naughty Haiku challenge. You can find out more about it below:
Okay, so it was a different sorta dirty...I decided to take a different approach...and avoid going for out and out smut.
Hope you enjoyed it!
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Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
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Comments (12)
Yeah, gotta' love a good cake! I have just one haiku in my drafts folder for this and I'm debating whether to go a little more subtle or all-out porn - or just not. I think you made the right decision here. This is great.
LOL “Cake baking is fun!” 😁👏
Super!!! Excellent story!!!
Phenomenal as ever! Loved that twist at the end! Omg 😳🥵
Yes she has a built-in oven. Lol! I'll see myself out now 🤣
Haha Paul this was great!
Did the cake rise?
Bahahaha. I was not expecting that.
Brilliant!!!!! That last line is the icing 😁🌈😁🌈
OMG, this is so good. I adore your last line... So far, my favorite entry! I like the slant approach, as you have here.
This is great ❤💛❤
🤣🤣🤣 Perfect in every way!