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Kitchen Fun Time

For Jazzy Gonclaves Filthy Haiku Challenge

By Paul StewartPublished 5 months ago β€’ Updated 5 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Kitchen Fun Time
Photo by Toa Heftiba on Unsplash

Let's get it on, babe

Do it in the kitchen, hon

Make a sticky mess


Don't you hesitate

You know you'll love it, darling

Take my hand, my love


We can go slow, or

Whip things up in a frenzy

Just don't dare stop yet


So hot and dirty

Covered in sweat and breathless

Cake baking is fun


Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: Forgot to put this bit in when I originally posted it. This sat for 24 hours nearly or something waiting to be a pproved, which makes me laugh. Anyway...This is for the ever-supportive and creative Jazzy Goncalves' (See I can spell her name correctly, despite what the subtitle currently suggests) naughty Haiku challenge. You can find out more about it below:

Okay, so it was a different sorta dirty...I decided to take a different approach...and avoid going for out and out smut.

Hope you enjoyed it!

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Paul Stewart

Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.

I put myself into all writing I publish.

"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson

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  • Dana Crandell5 months ago

    Yeah, gotta' love a good cake! I have just one haiku in my drafts folder for this and I'm debating whether to go a little more subtle or all-out porn - or just not. I think you made the right decision here. This is great.

  • Grz Colm5 months ago

    LOL β€œCake baking is fun!” πŸ˜πŸ‘

  • Naveed 5 months ago

    Super!!! Excellent story!!!

  • Jazzy 5 months ago

    Phenomenal as ever! Loved that twist at the end! Omg 😳πŸ₯΅

  • Yes she has a built-in oven. Lol! I'll see myself out now 🀣

  • Kenny Penn5 months ago

    Haha Paul this was great!

  • Did the cake rise?

  • Cathy holmes5 months ago

    Bahahaha. I was not expecting that.

  • Brilliant!!!!! That last line is the icing 😁🌈😁🌈

  • Mackenzie Davis5 months ago

    OMG, this is so good. I adore your last line... So far, my favorite entry! I like the slant approach, as you have here.

  • Mother Combs5 months ago

    This is great β€πŸ’›β€

  • Celia in Underland5 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣 Perfect in every way!

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