Reed Alexander

Reed Alexander

I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic. I post new reviews every Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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  • Reed Alexander
    Published 24 days ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Get Out' (2017)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Get Out' (2017)

    To be blunt, I had no idea how I was gonna tackle this movie. In my review of Us (2019), I mentioned that I wasn't going to make an embarrassing attempt to 'white-splain' the ethnocentric, sociopolitical implications of the movie. By and large, one of the biggest reasons I didn't do a review of Get Out (2017), is due to the fact, that subject is unavoidable.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of "Midsommar" (2019)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of "Midsommar" (2019)

    Jesus fucking Christ. I haven't seen a movie go for broke on the whole "asshole boyfriend" trope since White Settlers (2014). At least that asshole showed some growth. This prick doubled down at every moment of the movie. He goes from gaslighting his girlfriend Dani (played by Florence Pugh), to stringing along their relationship rather than dumping her, to using Dani's sister's suicide as a weapon, to being completely unsupportive as a boyfriend, to stealing a thesis from someone who is supposed to be a friend, to eye-fucking ever woman in sight. The list goes on and fucking on. GOD! How hard do you have to drive home the guy being an asshole?
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Camp Dread' (2014)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Camp Dread' (2014)

    I love the basic concept of this movie. It's like Don't Fuck In The Woods, with a myriad of strung together, fan favorite, tropes. It shows you the people making this movie were fans before they were writers and directors. Actually, a lot of the set up reminds me of Cabin in the Woods, except more of a spoof and as a reality TV show instead of an Illuminati conspiracy.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Tell Tale Heart' (2020), a host film.

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Tell Tale Heart' (2020), a host film.

    This one is gonna be rife with -SPOILERS-, but c'mon. It's The Tell Tale Heart, by Edgar Allan Poe.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Relic' (1997)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Relic' (1997)

    I really should make a point to read the fucking books... I'm a movie critic, people! Still, I'm sure there is subtle context in this movie that was lost in interpretation from the book.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 3 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cube' (1997)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cube' (1997)

    I remember when this indie came out, I actually rented it on VHS at a Blockbuster Video (that's how old I am, people). It was sorta the first indie to really escape the Hollywood trap. Even The Blair Which was purchased and distributed by a major (while small) studio. Cube was the first movie I found out about on the 'World Wide Web.' For anyone under the age of 30, that's what the 'www' stands for. So yeah, I found out about this movie back in the days of message boards and AOL. I guess that kinda makes it the first viral horror movie. If this bad boy ever saw theaters, it was one of those privately owned theaters that plays artsy foreign garbage.