Reed Alexander

Reed Alexander

I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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    Published 2 months ago
    Sample: 'Inhuman Error.' First of the UPD Series, by James Lief and Reed Alexander, 2019

    Sample: 'Inhuman Error.' First of the UPD Series, by James Lief and Reed Alexander, 2019

    Inhuman Error: Part of a three book series that follows a specialist unit of the FBI called the Unnatural Perpetrators Department. The UPD is charged with hunting down and stopping serial killers of 'unnatural origins.'
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Lo' (2009)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Lo' (2009)

    How do you hide the fact that your movie's budget is the same size as "Shakespeare in the Park?" Make a production that looks not entirely unlike "Shakespeare in the Park." A good friend of mine pointed out that, "If you don't have the budget, make the lack of budget look intentional." Here's the thing, it really worked. This movie is nothing more than a conversation between a mortal and a powerful demon called Lo. The conversation takes place in a single room, the mortal’s apartment, which is transformed into a dark stage. From that point on, everything happening in the movie is nothing more than the conjurings of the demon Lo as a sort of "dog and pony show" for the mortal who summoned her. Meaning, Lo, for her general amusement, could very well be providing a performance that intentionally looks ridiculous.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Lord of Illusions' (1995)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Lord of Illusions' (1995)

    Barker was really on point with this story. It's dark and gritty, and fucking disturbing. I also forget just how insane it could be including the multiple extremely cringe-worthy scenes. Barker was always good at extremes. So when the guy who gave me Hellraiser put out an Eldritch horror, I dove on it like a live grenade.
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    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Returned' (2013)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Returned' (2013)

    This, this is a fucking zombie movie. And you know what? There are only two damn zombies in the whole fucking movie. You only really get to see one. The rest are just a looming backdrop.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'World War Z' (2013)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'World War Z' (2013)

    World War Z is... not a horror movie. I'm a little more than disappointed here. This was an action movie, not a horror movie. Brad Pitt might as well have been fighting terrorists for all it would have changed about the plot. You could literally remake this movie with different costumes and that would be the only real change. The Zombies could be replaced by any generic threat. Terrorists or an invading army like Red Dawn. Shit, even if it was Aliens, it would be action, not horror. This could have been an episode of 24 or a new selection from the Born series. Making the zombie robots would change fuck-all about this movie...
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 2 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Drunk Horror Review of 'Forced Entry' (2019)

    Reed Alexander's Drunk Horror Review of 'Forced Entry' (2019)

    My wife just got done paying tribute to Baron Samedi, and that means I had to drink some black rum. And to get the taste of the black rum out of my mouth (sorry Baron, it's just not my drink, no disrespect meant), I cracked open the bottle of Lagavulin 16. I'm not getting paid for that, I just like Lagavulin 16.