Reed Alexander

Reed Alexander

I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic. I post new reviews every Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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  • Reed Alexander
    Published 4 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Children of the Corn' (1984)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Children of the Corn' (1984)

    You know... for such a great classic, its two central themes really just don't make any sense. Not the whole evil children thing. But maybe it's a part of that?
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 4 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Gasoline—A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fan Film' (2019)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Gasoline—A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fan Film' (2019)

    Yeah, this was a pretty fun fan film. The biggest things I like about this one is that it goes off the tangent universe of the second Texas Chainsaw Massacre (TCM), but it still tries to keep the feel of the first. The difference between TCM and TCM2 is that TCM tried, in all of its efforts, to be a serious horror movie, while the second was more of the typical 80s-90s 'So bad it's good' slapstick. However, TMC2, while hardly serious horror, added a layer of almost alien weirdness to the Sawyer family. In the first movie, they were nothing more than backwards, inbred knuckle-draggers. In the second one, there was almost this paradoxical ethos, a ritual of a sorts. The first movie was just a simple attempt to exploit cultured society's fear of hillbilly yokels, while the second tried to expand on the concept and just went balls out weird.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 4 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'In The Tall Grass' (2019)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'In The Tall Grass' (2019)

    Okay... NEVER base your ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT on something that is considered to be a huge no-no in writing. And what I speak of, is running your plot in circles. Bold effort, I give them that! And I have to admit, there was a lot to like about this movie. But it was—and this really isn't a spoiler—specifically designed to go round and fucking round in giant plot circle. How is it okay to write a plot that is literally intended to go round in fucking circles?!
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 4 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cloverfield' (2008)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cloverfield' (2008)

    As a horror head, one of the most interesting things I ever heard about horror was from my father. When he was a kid, the idea of Godzilla scared the shit out of him. Today, we crave something more out of modern horror. The idea of being scared by Kaiju sounds kinda cute, really. Even with the advent of Shin Godzilla, going back to the roots of the evil king lizard, it's not what anyone would really consider scary.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 4 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Neon Maniacs' (1986)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Neon Maniacs' (1986)

    What's better than a slasher horror? A slasher horror with multiple slashers! Jesus fucking Christ what a dumpster fire. This is another beauty from my childhood years. I believe I first saw it on USA Up All Night. I really miss the USA channel. Duckman, titty flicks, cheep ass horror. Man those were the days. They'd edit out all the good parts, but it was the only way for a little kid to get R-rated stuff back before the internet was a thing.
  • Reed Alexander
    Published 5 months ago
    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Mandy' (2018)

    Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Mandy' (2018)

    With The Color Out of Space soon to be released, I figure I'd give Cage one last chance, and see if he has what it takes to pull off Cosmic Horror of the likes of H. P. Lovecraft. I wrote an article a little while back, skeptical of Cage's ability to do the genre any justice. You can read that article at the following link: Nicholas Cage: What Does He Contribute to Horror?