Reed Alexander

I watch shit horror movies so you don't have to.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'House of Last Things' (2013)
2 months ago
Let's talk about how you definitely don't fucking start a movie... golf in slow motion. Why THE FUCK on God's green Earth would you intentionally want to make the most boring sport in the world even m...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Awakening' (2011)
2 months ago
Yeah, this movie was pretty good. Oddly sexual for a movie about a paranormal investigator at a boys academy. I can compare the atmosphere and stylization to The Others, without the lame twist ending....
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cargo' (2017)
2 months ago
Before you read the rest of this review I believe it's important to see the original short this movie is based on Cargo. That short has everything needed for zombie survival. The struggle, the tension...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Crawl or Die' (2014)
2 months ago
Uncorked Studios actually managed to produce a low budget film that was pretty fucking good. It's not just good on the curve of being low budget. What I mean is, I'm not being nice because of their sh...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Annihilation' (2018)
2 months ago
This movie was simply amazing. I can certainly add it to my "must watch" list, and while it's not really in my top 10, I could at least estimate it in my top 15. It has a few minor flaws, but overall,...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Deathgasm' (2015)
2 months ago
This is likely my new favorite horror comedy of the past ten years. Even beating out Tucker and Dale V. Evil and Zombie Land. It was just fan-fucking-tastic. New word of the day kitties..."Cocktopus."...