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A woman wore a large shoe, And she painted her face blue, Went to a Halloween dance Wearing polka dot pants. There were many there she knew.
By Darla M Seely7 days ago in Poets
An old farmer could not find his sheep In the snow cause it was so deep. Suddenly he saw two mice, And his head was covered with lice.
There was a two-headed calf That made everyone laugh. A young boy filled up a sack. Then he climbed on the calf's back.
One day an elderly man Knocked over a garbage can. Then the wind knocked the man down In a populated town. Onlookers laughed when he ran.
A young boy who was ten Cut the head head of a hen, Dug a hole with a scoop. Then the hen had to poop. He heard much laughter then.
This morning I heard my son choke When he sat down to eat egg yolk. Then to the doctor he did go. While there his nose he had to blow.
He closed his eyes and made a wish That he would catch an orange fish. The fish tried to jump on his nose. He sprayed him with a water hose.
My son ate some fresh peas. Then he was stung by some bees. They stung him on his nose, On his fingers and toes. They did not sting his knees.
My girl heard a mouse squeak. She was playing hide and seek. It ran over her right foot When she was covered in soot
There was once a white goat Who was riding a boat. Then went out on a limb And decided to swim, Did not want to float
I Once Saw An Ox One day I saw an ox That knocked over a box. Then he fell on the ground And made a laughing sound
One day a spotted cow Came toward me to bow; Saw a bow in her hair. She wore some underwear. I laughed so hard just now.
