Chloe Gilholy
Bio
Former healthcare worker and lab worker from Oxfordshire. Author of ten books including Drinking Poetry and Game of Mass Destruction. Travelled to over 20 countries.
Stories (853/0)
Great King Rat
Once upon a time, there lived a fat bastard named Eric Cartman. Tired of his arch nemesis Kyle destroying his plans to take over the throne of England, Eric composed of a cunning plan to seize the throne for himself and get his mother out of the brothel. Never again would he ask the evil Jew for advice. He would carry out his plan, whether Kyle liked it or not. As he scoffed every chicken leg in sight, he called his servant Butters into his chamber.
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Fiction
All the Books I Read in February
Carrying on where I left off in January, I have made a list of books I read this month. As the shortest month of the year comes to an end, it’s a good time to reflect on my reading goals. I made a goal to read one book a week as a way to discipline myself and hold myself accountable. What I really like about the list is how different and unique a lot of these books are.
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Journal
Mastermind Sketch
Here I am in this dark room sat by three strangers. In front of us is Magnus whose suit blends intonthe darkness. Behind us is an audience. I’ve done many things; I sang for Simon Cowell and Prince Charles, (when his dear mummy was still about);and ate kangaroo balls in a jungle. Nothing compared to this. The lights go on as the music played. The theme almost has a sense of doom now I’m on the other side of the screen.
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Fiction
The Books I Read in January
I read six books last month, and they couldn’t be anymore different from each other. Through doing my one book a week challenge, I have learned that I either like reading short books within a day. With longer books I like to take my time. A lot of people struggle to read just one book a year nowadays. For someone, like me that reads a lot, I find it hard to fathom how people get by without reading books. I sometimes think it’s because school forces you to read books, but they don’t teach you the joy of reading. Some people may connect better with short stories, flash fiction, poetry or fan fiction instead.
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Journal
All of the Books I Read in 2022
With a late reflection on 2022, I had a look at all the goods I read in 2022 according to my Goodreads profile. Some of these books I remember reading, and some I forgot. I thought I could make a list o the books I read and a reflection of each book on how they made me feel and how my readership has changed. I was also inspired by another person's list of all the books they read in 2022.
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Journal
The Tree Is Still Up!
Everybody says it's bad luck to keep your tree up after Christmas, but I don't believe in superstitious stuff like that. Stuff like if you break a mirror you get bad luck for seven years or it's bad luck to open a packet of crisps the bottom way up. I don't believe in it, but it's nice to giggle and talk about them. I don't have to listen to it though. My home: my rules!
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Confessions
Doctor Liam
It’s complete BS that cars can’t park on the grounds. What if my patient needs an ambulance? As the wonderful and compassionate doctor I am, it’s a major inconvenience to park fifteen minutes away right outside the brothel. If I want a lady of the night, I’d ring my ex-wife. Having to walk through these humid crowds is bad for my complexion. As soon as this appointment is over, I’m heading straight to the salon.
By Chloe Gilholyabout a year ago in Fiction