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Potent satire, comedy, and all things satirical in the marijuana sphere.
San Francisco's Marijuana Supermarket
Okay, I confess. I was once a customer at the once famous San Francisco Big Top marijuana supermarket. I wasn't the only one. At east 5000 or 6000 other people in San Francisco could make the same claim including Paul Krassner, Tim Leary, the Tubes and an 80 year old shopping bag lady. So it was hardly an exclusive club.
Randy CobernPublished 8 years ago in PotentCouch Exercises for Stoners
Exercise. Whether you love it or you hate it, one thing’s for sure: you need it. So for all my fellow potheads out there, here is a list of several activities to perform from the comfort of your own home, known as couch exercises for stoners.
Wendy WeedlerPublished 8 years ago in PotentMost Ridiculous Anti-Drug PSAs
There are great ways of selling the message "Stay away from drugs, kids!" but anti-drugs public service announcements, or PSAs, really aren’t it. Ridiculous and hysterical, you can only take these seriously if you’re already high. And, if you’ve ever settled down to an evening snickering at Reefer Madness, then you’ll already know just how hysterical a piece of finely crafted drug propaganda can be. Just remember that the makers of these videos hoped, and even expected, that you’d take them all utterly seriously.
You Know You're A Stoner Girl When
Stoner girls are a rare breed of female. Some of us like to get baked then go shopping for hours, others hate shopping and would rather play video games and build gravity bongs all day, and the last bunch of us of would much rather enjoy a skate sesh and munching on some pizza afterwards. We are all part of the same tribe yet there is still so much diversity to be found amongst all of us, however, these are nine things that we all definitely have in common.
Stoner Girl DiaryPublished 8 years ago in PotentThings that Smell Like Weed
If you are someone that loves the smell of marijuana, then you must have encountered, at least once, a place or a certain object that smelled very similar to the beloved herb. Cannabis is known for its very distinctive smell, which is not only enjoyable but relaxing to many people. Sometimes it can be an inconvenience. But hey, thats what vapes are for. And, although nothing will ever compare to the sensation of smelling some fine grown buds, here are a few things that smell like weed.
Parag PatelPublished 8 years ago in PotentGreatest Marijuana Quotes of All Time
Ganja, reefer, pot, green gold, sticky icky, skunk, tree. There’s a million different ways to say it, and there’s a million different ways to smoke it, but there’s still one major problem with the bubonic chronic: It’s illegal. Even though laws are not current with the views of the people; for years, centuries even, there has been high praise for weed. Coming from activists as well known as Bob Marley, Snoop Dogg, and Willie Nelson, to some of our country’s founding fathers, to scientists, actors, and the average man, our country has united around the timeless herb. So while we sit around our backyards, passing around our bongs and J’s, let’s celebrate the loud history of laughing grass. We’re bringing you our favorite quotes about Kush, Mary Jane, ganja greens, broccoli, gasolina, our bud, cannabis.
Emily McCayPublished 8 years ago in PotentRules of Weed Etiquette
Years ago only a small clique of degenerates smoked marijuana. Now smoke rises from all segments of society. Once the exclusive delight of musicians and lower criminal classes, marijuana is now enjoyed by everyone and their mother. Seriously, ask your mother if she smokes weed, you might be surprised.
Potent StaffPublished 8 years ago in PotentEssential Stoner ABC's
The stoner vernacular is full of odd phrases and confusing terminology that can somewhat boggle the mind. Everyday words can take on entirely new meanings and sometimes stoner lingo can even change depending on what part of the country you’re in! So whether you’re a marijuana novice or a pro we’ve created The Stoner ABC’s made up of timeless weed words and phrases that are sure to bring you back to basics.
Stoner Girl DiaryPublished 8 years ago in Potent- Top Story - July 2016
How to Ask for Weed in Foreign Languages
"Getting there is half the fun," is a philosophy that never gets old. For today's potheads traveling to distant destinations for vacation, the other half is getting high once you've gotten there. But getting off on that huge chunk of red Lebanese hashish you just copped in the Beirut bazaar won't be half as easy as back home if you can't summon up the correct words to ask one of the locals for a pipe in which to incinerate your pungent purchase. Learning how to ask for weed in foreign languages should be one of the first things you do once you book your next vacation.
Hydro WilsonPublished 8 years ago in Potent Top TV Shows to Watch Stoned
So you’ve lined up a relaxing evening: nothing to do but kick back, light one up and let your body melt into the suede recliner. Sounds pretty ideal, but your night can take a turn for the anxious when it comes to deciding what to cue up on the Roku. With so many options and streaming services, it’s hard to know where to begin. From the ultra-popular to the slightly obscure, let us coach you through the most important decision of your night.
Swordelia CorningstonePublished 8 years ago in PotentBest Situations to Vape
Vaping has become the most versatile way to get baked. Cumbersome, smelly pipes and lighters have taken a backseat to the easy portability and electronically charged convenience of the vaporizer. What was once reserved for the most limited of conditions has made its way into our daily lives. No longer must we smoke in parking lots before entering facilities, or wait until we are home to get baked. With the breakthrough of vaporizers, there are no barriers determining where you can get high.
Potent StaffPublished 8 years ago in PotentStoat and His Philosophy
One thundery, slate-grey day in the Piney Woods, the fox and the toad were seated in the fox's den, awaiting the arrival of their bridge opponents, the badger and the rat.
Sigmund FriedPublished 8 years ago in Potent