Potpourri Or Poopourri
Smooth Moves, And Grumbling Stomachs
Smooth move, ex-lax -
You think you’re smart
No wait, relax
That’s not a fart
Those meds will help
If you can’t poop
So, help yourself
Till it’s like soup
Frustrating, you think
You know it all
Yes, your shit stinks
A rank windfall
A velvet streak
Runs down the hall
You really reek
A dung spitball
A perfect sphere
Of OMG
Your dairy-air
Is killing me
But, I can help
Just wait and see
Thank god, it’s no match
For potpourri
About the Creator
Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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