Potpourri Or Poopourri
Smooth Moves, And Grumbling Stomachs
Smooth move, ex-lax -
You think you’re smart
No wait, relax
That’s not a fart
Those meds will help
If you can’t poop
So, help yourself
Till it’s like soup
Frustrating, you think
You know it all
Yes, your shit stinks
A rank windfall
A velvet streak
Runs down the hall
You really reek
A dung spitball
A perfect sphere
Of OMG
Your dairy-air
Is killing me
But, I can help
Just wait and see
Thank god, it’s no match
For potpourri
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (17)
Talk about letting it rip - good one Kelli!
🤣🤣🤣 Would type but 🤣can't 🤣stop 🤣🤣laughing😆
There it is! Congratulations!
Ugh. Biggest compliment I can give you, I think. Great poem, Kelli.
Back to say congrats on Top Story!
Lol 😆 nice one congratulations on your top story
Congrats on the TS
Great poem!
Good one. Have you ever worked in a nursing facility? Love my old folks though.
This truly stinks, Kelli, in all the best & most fun of ways.
There's just not enough potpurri to cover it sometimes! Great poem, Kelli!
Fantastic!!! Too humorous & loved it!!!❤️❤️💕
Lol. That's great. Eww.
Brilliant! 😁
lol love it
LOL! brilliant brilliant brilliant, Kelli! Always make me marvel and grin with your rhyming skills and showcasing truly relatable embarrassing humany stuff lol!
Does Potpourri really make you poop? Natural laxative? Love the humor in this smooth poem 🥰