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Potpourri Or Poopourri

Smooth Moves, And Grumbling Stomachs

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 4 months ago Updated 4 months ago 1 min read
Top Story - November 2023
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Potpourri Or Poopourri
Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

Smooth move, ex-lax -

You think you’re smart

No wait, relax

That’s not a fart

Those meds will help

If you can’t poop

So, help yourself

Till it’s like soup

Frustrating, you think

You know it all

Yes, your shit stinks

A rank windfall

A velvet streak

Runs down the hall

You really reek

A dung spitball

A perfect sphere

Of OMG

Your dairy-air

Is killing me

But, I can help

Just wait and see

Thank god, it’s no match

For potpourri

humor
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Brenton F4 months ago

    Talk about letting it rip - good one Kelli!

  • The Dani Writer4 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣 Would type but 🤣can't 🤣stop 🤣🤣laughing😆

  • Dana Crandell4 months ago

    There it is! Congratulations!

  • Rachel Deeming4 months ago

    Ugh. Biggest compliment I can give you, I think. Great poem, Kelli.

  • Paul Stewart4 months ago

    Back to say congrats on Top Story!

  • Melissa Ingoldsby4 months ago

    Lol 😆 nice one congratulations on your top story

  • Cathy holmes4 months ago

    Congrats on the TS

  • Daphsam4 months ago

    Great poem!

  • Mark Graham4 months ago

    Good one. Have you ever worked in a nursing facility? Love my old folks though.

  • This truly stinks, Kelli, in all the best & most fun of ways.

  • Dana Crandell4 months ago

    There's just not enough potpurri to cover it sometimes! Great poem, Kelli!

  • Babs Iverson4 months ago

    Fantastic!!! Too humorous & loved it!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Cathy holmes4 months ago

    Lol. That's great. Eww.

  • Tiffany Gordon 4 months ago

    Brilliant! 😁

  • Mother Combs4 months ago

    lol love it

  • Paul Stewart4 months ago

    LOL! brilliant brilliant brilliant, Kelli! Always make me marvel and grin with your rhyming skills and showcasing truly relatable embarrassing humany stuff lol!

  • Mariann Carroll4 months ago

    Does Potpourri really make you poop? Natural laxative? Love the humor in this smooth poem 🥰

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