Perplexing Pronunciation
A Limerick About our Ludicrous Language
By Dana CrandellPublished 7 days ago • 1 min read
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Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash
We pass under oceans through tunnels
And transfer our liquids with funnels
So, why is it so
That in order to row,
We must mount our oarlocks on gunwales?
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Thanks for hangin'!
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About the Creator
Dana Crandell
Dad, Stedpad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.
Writer, editor, photographer and Tech/Internet nerd. Internationally published in multiple languages. I spend my days writing for others and my "spare" time creating for myself.
Comments (7)
Good question. Very well done.
Good one & you captured the spirit of limericks exactly!
Wicked clever!
Coordinated perfect 💯 ❤️😉
I enjoyed the playful use of language and the unexpected twist at the end. It's always refreshing to see creativity and humor in writing.👌👌👍💗
Good observation buddy and better question 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️love it 😀
Oh the joys of the English language! This was very clever and an enjoyable read :)