Men in Skirts...I mean Kilts

These Scottish gents possess the most lovely legs

So fluid of movement, they plie and adage like graceful

Swans and skilled jumping, hopping ballerinas

Women gape and give a squint at their own pair

Marveling at the smooth movements of their erstwhile foes

They shake their heads at the thought of such comely competition

For everyone being so fully focused on the dancing men

Women are all but forgotten, lost to the wiles of the

Elegant men in skirts...er...kilts

Ok...ahem...as I was saying

The men in kilts dance so very smoothly and gracefully

They are a wonder to behold

How suavely they hop, skip, sway and wiggle their dignified hips

To the perfect tones of the musical melodies

As the bagpipes and drums play their mystical mystique and unique blends

We applaud the grace, poise, smoothness and sophistication

Of the lovely, graceful, men in skirts...Ok, men in kilts!

Geez!!!!

Just please be careful of what is under the kilt!

This one is to be watched to the end. Thank you.

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