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Never buy me CHOCOLATE!

Or ice cream, for that matter! Oh, how smoothly they melt upon the tongue!

By Novel AllenPublished 13 days ago 1 min read
Never buy me CHOCOLATE!
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MMMMM! Chocolate Con Leche...So Divine!

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Please, I beg You!

If You love me, Never buy me Chocolate

For I will Polish off that Sucker in a minute

While Feeling Sick to my Stomach

Thus Falling asleep in a Sugary haze

While having Nightmares of Sugary emanations

Causing Daring sleepy Fisticuffs and downright Feeticuffs

While fighting with Demons made of Sugar and Caramel

Pray do not be Close by when Nightmares come Calling

For Dreamlike confectionery Fights will sure ensue


When bonbons, nougats, candy, pastry and sweetmeats

Vie for their turn to Beat the Chocolate stuffing out of me

And Danger shall then be your Due

So gift me Yogurt, fruits and Healthy snacks, if you will

BUT..I want chocolate and ice cream...PLEASE!

Oh...the smooth taste of sugar, butter, cacao and cream!!!!


Oh! Never buy me Chocolates!


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About the Creator

Novel Allen

(Uk based) I Exist within moments, driven by whims and fancies, a free spirited dreamer. I Run wild with the wind.

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  • Grz Colm6 days ago

    Bahahah that was so weird and funny!! “Nightmares of Sugary emanations”… don’t tell me that even though I loved that line. Saw a movie the other day and the boys teeth were falling out. I hate that dream. Dentist said five fillings last week..think I told u. I love my lollies 🍭 hahah. ‘Tis a war within me too, yet I often lose! ;0)

  • L.R8 days ago

    Damn it! Now gonna have to go to the shop and get myself some chocolate! :D

  • Alison McBain9 days ago

    Haha - that's me too. Will eat all the sweets in sight. Great poem. :)

  • Sid Aaron Hirji12 days ago

    You are sweet like chocolate though...

  • May we gift them to you in the morning, far removed from the terrors of night? Love it!

  • Oh how can I relate to this.

  • Woman, why you do this to me? Now I wish someone buys me chocolates and ice cream and nougats and cake! Loved your poem!

  • Phil Flannery12 days ago

    i know what you're saying, but...

  • Babs Iverson12 days ago

    Wonderfully smooth!!! Love it!!!💕❤️❤️

  • Lamar Wiggins12 days ago

    Ahhh the love for something when we’re reluctant to indulge. But will if it’s in our face. Loved your entry, Novel.

  • Lana V Lynx12 days ago

    Can I give you dark chocolate that is not sweet? :)

  • Hannah Moore12 days ago

    As someone who cant eat, but loves, chocolate, this was both fun and angst ridden!

  • Mariann Carroll13 days ago

    This actually made me hungry for chocolate 🍫

  • ROCK13 days ago

    Your words are tempting!

  • Daphne Sampson13 days ago

    "If You love me, Never buy me Chocolate For I will Polish off that Sucker in a minute While Feeling Sick to my Stomach"- So funny! This is fun poem!

  • Real Poetic13 days ago

    Now I want to buy myself something sweet! Great entry!

  • Naveed13 days ago

    . Fantastic!!! Love it!!!❤️❤️

  • Mother Combs13 days ago

    Thanks for the warning!!

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