Never buy me CHOCOLATE!
Or ice cream, for that matter! Oh, how smoothly they melt upon the tongue!
MMMMM! Chocolate Con Leche...So Divine!
Please, I beg You!
If You love me, Never buy me Chocolate
For I will Polish off that Sucker in a minute
While Feeling Sick to my Stomach
Thus Falling asleep in a Sugary haze
While having Nightmares of Sugary emanations
Causing Daring sleepy Fisticuffs and downright Feeticuffs
While fighting with Demons made of Sugar and Caramel
Pray do not be Close by when Nightmares come Calling
For Dreamlike confectionery Fights will sure ensue
When bonbons, nougats, candy, pastry and sweetmeats
Vie for their turn to Beat the Chocolate stuffing out of me
And Danger shall then be your Due
So gift me Yogurt, fruits and Healthy snacks, if you will
BUT..I want chocolate and ice cream...PLEASE!
Oh...the smooth taste of sugar, butter, cacao and cream!!!!
Oh! Never buy me Chocolates!
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Novel Allen
(Uk based) I Exist within moments, driven by whims and fancies, a free spirited dreamer. I Run wild with the wind.
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Bahahah that was so weird and funny!! “Nightmares of Sugary emanations”… don’t tell me that even though I loved that line. Saw a movie the other day and the boys teeth were falling out. I hate that dream. Dentist said five fillings last week..think I told u. I love my lollies 🍭 hahah. ‘Tis a war within me too, yet I often lose! ;0)
Damn it! Now gonna have to go to the shop and get myself some chocolate! :D
Haha - that's me too. Will eat all the sweets in sight. Great poem. :)
You are sweet like chocolate though...
May we gift them to you in the morning, far removed from the terrors of night? Love it!
Oh how can I relate to this.
Woman, why you do this to me? Now I wish someone buys me chocolates and ice cream and nougats and cake! Loved your poem!
i know what you're saying, but...
Wonderfully smooth!!! Love it!!!💕❤️❤️
Ahhh the love for something when we’re reluctant to indulge. But will if it’s in our face. Loved your entry, Novel.
Can I give you dark chocolate that is not sweet? :)
As someone who cant eat, but loves, chocolate, this was both fun and angst ridden!
This actually made me hungry for chocolate 🍫
Your words are tempting!
"If You love me, Never buy me Chocolate For I will Polish off that Sucker in a minute While Feeling Sick to my Stomach"- So funny! This is fun poem!
Now I want to buy myself something sweet! Great entry!
. Fantastic!!! Love it!!!❤️❤️
Thanks for the warning!!