You money hungry psycho sage, you mindful podcast pup, you beady, poncho-ed healer, with your herb filled silver cup, you weed lit man-bunned stealer, the runt of your blue blood clan, I want to whack you in the head with "

". If only we didn't long for dope on this whacko of a planet, we'd be forced to earn an honest dime like in the old days dammit.

*I, ROCK, am in no way insinuating I am for or against mindfulness or green leafed-relief*

Matthew Henry

Little Weirdos

Psycho Pups

You money hungry psycho sage, you mindful podcast pup, you beady, poncho-ed healer, with your herb filled silver cup, you weed lit man-bunned stealer, the runt of your blue blood clan, I want to whack you in the head with "How to Spot a Scam". If only we didn't long for dope on this whacko of a planet, we'd be forced to earn an honest dime like in the old days dammit.



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