Fifty Shades of Fabulous

They say life begins at fifty, and while that might sound like an age-old cliché, there's more truth to it than you might think. Turning fifty opens up a whole new world of comical adventures, quirky experiences, and downright hilarious moments. Whether you're in your fifties, sixties or beyond, you must embrace the journey. So, buckle up and get ready to laugh your way through the fantastic benefits of life at the fabulous age of fifty and beyond:

The Superpower of Selective Memory:

As you hit the big 5-0, you gain a remarkable ability: selective memory. Need to forget your embarrassing dance moves at that wedding? No problem! Fifty-year-olds possess the unique talent of remembering important details (like where they put their keys) while conveniently forgetting those awkward moments (like the time they called their boss "mom" during a Zoom meeting.

The Joy of Low Expectations:

One of the unexpected perks of hitting fifty is the liberation from society's sky-high expectations. You've reached an age where you can freely embrace your love for sweatpants, leggings, running shoes, flip-flops and anything labeled "comfy." Remember when you used to dress to impress? Now you dress to avoid discomfort and find the nearest comfy couch for an afternoon nap.

Mastering the Art of Random Noises:

At fifty, you become a maestro of spontaneous sounds. Groaning while getting up from a chair? Check. Random knee pops? Double check. The ability to create uncanny noises from various body parts? Absolutely! Who needs a musical instrument when you have a symphony of creaks, pops, and cracks right at your fingertips (or should we say, joints)?

Annoying the Younger Generation:

Nothing brings more joy to an older person than confusing and irritating the younger generation. Embrace the art of using outdated slang, discussing vintage movies and music, and pretending not to know how to use the latest tech gadgets. Watching the puzzled expressions of youngsters trying to decipher your witty remarks is an entertainment spectacle in itself.

The Wisdom of "I Told You So":

By the time you reach fifty, you've amassed a treasure trove of life experiences and acquired a certain level of wisdom. You can now indulge in the subtle satisfaction of uttering those magical words, "I told you so." Whether it's your children ignoring your sage advice or your friends ignoring your weather predictions, revel in the knowledge that you were right all along. Ah, sweet vindication! Just wait until you can do this at 70!

Embracing "Phantom Pains":

Fifty-year-olds have the uncanny ability to experience pains in body parts they no longer possess. Say hello to phantom pains! Enjoy the delightful sensation of an imaginary sprained ankle or a phantom toothache. It's a unique way to keep your imagination sharp and your sense of humor intact.

Life at fifty is a joyous adventure filled with laughter, unexpected surprises, and the occasional forgotten name. Embrace the quirks, relish the absurdities, and find the humor in every moment. Remember, laughter is the secret fountain of youth, and at fifty, you're the hilarious embodiment of life's comic relief. So, go forth, my fifty-something friend, and live your life to the fullest—unapologetically, joyfully, and with an infectious sense of humor. If you think life in your fifties is fun, just wait until you turn sixty and beyond. The wisdom and laughter continues. Life is truly a blessing. Remember, all of life is a lesson. Hopefully the majority of those lessons are filled with laughter.

Written by: Sue McGaughey